Another Sign That The Economy is Collapsing

Feb. 5 (Bloomberg) – Dunkin Donuts Delivers! …and has reached out to former employees of the financial services sector for assistance in this new innitiative. This went unannounced by DD but was discovered by our own Bloomberg correspondant, Joe Dough. Here’s the story from our snacks and foods analyst, “This morning, I saw a man in a suit running down the street with a Dunkin Donuts bag in his hand, for honestly, a mile. When he came to a halt, I asked him what he was doing and he said he was a new hire of the up and coming firm Dunkin Donuts and that he was chasing a “dog” with a garbage can attached. As this is an impossible reality, I assumed that he had post-traumatic stress disorder from when he was a broker.” To contact the reporter on this story: Joe Dough in New York at Last Updated: February 5, 2009 15:20 EST