Any uniquely British things to do in London?

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#1

I’ll be in London with a female co-worker for 3 days next month. Besides getting sh!tfaced and acting like a hooligan, are there any cool uniquely British things we can see or do there? We have a full schedule of meetings during the day so the leisure activities will likely have to happen at night. Thanks for any suggestions.

#2

Get drunk with posh Chelsea cunts and chant god fist the queen during a football match

#3

id visit pound town each night

#4

Go touch the faces of the guards with the hats and be like “omg you guys really don’t move its just like I always imagined.”

Then go get a pint of beer and a fish and chips and a cup of tea.

#5

Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer or New Jersey Meat Hook.

#lookitup

#6

I shouldn’t really be weighing in on this one as I won’t be British in 18 months time #indyref2 but it doesn’t really get more quintessentially British than afternoon tea at somewhere like the savoy, the ritz, claridges etc.

or if you want to do some tourist attractions, go to the Tower of London and then get a boat down the Thames to Westminster. If you see Theresa tell her that she may be a slightly watered down version of Thatcher but she’s still a rotten ****.

#7

Go around asking Brits if they have tax free bonds and, if so, what kind of income are they pulling down each month.

#8

With your six figure muni bond interest you should be able to live it up.

There is a nightclub in Knightsbridge/Chelsea area called Barts. That place is great.

#9

I invested a portion of my income last year in muni bond ETFs for the sake of diversification. It is pretty satisfying to see a few lines of exempt dividend income in the 1099-DIV. Even though I know that yields are lower to account for the tax exemption, it somehow feels like you are getting the better of the government. Of course, I was not pleased when the index went down by like 10% following the election…

#10

oh yea dont forget to visit a local dentist

#11

haha do they really have dentists in London or is it a myth [video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-x1VeztdRY]

#12

everyone should post pictures of their grillz

#13

Dat gap

#14

The most British thing to do is:

Nandos

Some people call it a ‘cheeky nandos’ but hey, you’re an American so you dnt know what a Nandos is. But u should try it. It’s good! Get the half, with chips and coleslow. There is NOTHING more British than going for a cheeky Nandos. If you go to the Ritz or Savoy all you’ll see are Gooks and Nips drinking tea.

#15

We have Nandos in the US now.

#16

mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who’s an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like 'brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”

#17

it’s when u and the lads are having a bit of banter in town and ur mate is like “im hungry lets go greggs” but then ur like “nah man not feeling a pasty lets go somewhere else” and then ur top mate (probs called Gaz) is like “oi lads lets go for a cheeky nandos ” and ur like oh gaz ur a ledge.