Bad watch

So I bought one of them high-dollar watches that tell time all wrong. You know, with hands instead of a digital display. But the date is wrong now, because September only had 30 days. And I’ve never had luck in only pulling the little doohickey that changes it only halfway.

I’m switching back to the Ironman Triathlon.

Bad watch!!! BAD!!! NO!!! Now you go sit in the corner and think how mean you were to Greenman!!!

If that watch gives you trouble again, you let us know and we’ll give it the frowning of a lifetime.

With indiglo?

you bought an invicta?

You should take it to Jimmy Sherman over on W. 85th and Columbus.

C’mon greenie, setting watches is part of the fun.