LOL!
I wouldn’t be surprised if some people choose everyone from the opposite sex on their list (ex relatives) just to find out who would want to bang them. People are curious. Just because there’s a match doesn’t mean there’s interest on the other end.
I would definitely want to know who wants to bang me, even if I had no interest in banging them.
You, my friend, have killed the app!
killer app killer
Kind of like a personal appraisal to see if maybe you should trade up?
Seems to be spreading like herpes
http://www.sfgate.com/technology/article/App-helps-Facebook-friends-get-benefits-4276606.php
This is the part that hurts to an old fogie like me:
“If you’re 22 years old and you don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, but you’re guaranteed to hook up … why take the time to take someone to dinner?” he said. " There’s a much lower skill set required to get laid than there used to be."
Hmmm, article is from the San Francisco Chronicle. I’m starting to think this App is for closet gays to find other closet gays. At least that’s what I’m going to tell myself since I’m old and married and can’t take advantage of this app to find all the young HCB’s who undoubtedly lust after me.
I know. Sour grapes, right?
High schools must be like ancient Roman orgies these days with this app. Damn it!
I have friends with high-school aged kids and the stories are unreal. Apparently, HS girls hand out BJ’s without even thinking about it.
^ I think this BJ’s for everyone trend began when I was in HS (class of 02) and has snowballed into a situation that I think we can all agree we’re a little bit envious of.
I missed out. I spend HS studying.
I went to all male high school…
Hand out HJs and mouth out BJs, no?
No. I have standards. Anybody who is related to me, either in the first or second order is automatically disqualified.
Other than that, it’s at least worth investigating.
Alright … enough is enough! [slap on my desk]
We AF “grandpas” over 30 will not be denied and left out of the BJ loop just thinking: ahh if only. Have we worked so hard to make decent money and build a promising career just to watch how high school boys who can’t distinguish a cash flow statement from their ass are getting all the BJs? I say HELL NOOO!
If BJs are given here and there without much thought now, we the oldies demand our pound of flesh too. So, how do we do that? We need to infiltrate the high school and college crowd. How? Go to every high school or maybe community colleges in your area to see if you can volunteer to teach a course in (insert random topic) during your free time, then play the laid back, cool professor card. Don’t hit on chicks, just make sure to share your FB account with everyone, then tag every chick with this app and maybe a few of them will tag you back. Are you married, engaged, or have a girlfriend? It doesn’t matter. If sub-20 chicks now give BJs just like that, then it means there’s no emotional bond whatsoever, and hence it’s not cheating in any way. Back in the day you had to play your cards well and earn a BJ. The meaning of a BJ a generation ago is not its current meaning. Now it’s almost like a handshake now–sort of. Therefore, embrace its new meaning and get your fair share of those permissive, moist and warm mouths.
If finance has taught us anything is that no one is going to hand us anything and no chick is going to kneel down in front of us if we don’t act. So I urge you to call your local schools today. They may take us down but not without a fight, yeeeaaaahhh!
IEV wins post of the day.
If I were really interested in getting BJs from 18-22 year olds, that’s the way to go. OK, let me re-phrase that: if my wife didn’t mind my hypothetical interest in getting BJs from 18-22 year olds, then I’d be checking out the finance programs at local community colleges right now.
^ I nominate IEV for Lord and Master of the Universe (known and unknown).