Bang with friends, anyone?

[former_trader]

@Inner_Evil_Voice

Alright … enough is enough! [slap on my desk]

We AF “grandpas” over 30 will not be denied and left out of the BJ loop just thinking: ahh if only. Have we worked so hard to make decent money and build a promising career just to watch how high school boys who can’t distinguish a cash flow statement from their ass are getting all the BJs? I say HELL NOOO!

If BJs are given here and there without much thought now, we the oldies demand our pound of flesh too. So, how do we do that? We need to infiltrate the high school and college crowd. How? Go to every high school or maybe community colleges in your area to see if you can volunteer to teach a course in (insert random topic) during your free time, then play the laid back, cool professor card. Don’t hit on chicks, just make sure to share your FB account with everyone, then tag every chick with this app and maybe a few of them will tag you back. Are you married, engaged, or have a girlfriend? It doesn’t matter. If sub-20 chicks now give BJs just like that, then it means there’s no emotional bond whatsoever, and hence it’s not cheating in any way. Back in the day you had to play your cards well and earn a BJ. The meaning of a BJ a generation ago is not its current meaning. Now it’s almost like a handshake now–sort of. Therefore, embrace its new meaning and get your fair share of those permissive, moist and warm mouths.

If finance has taught us anything is that no one is going to hand us anything and no chick is going to kneel down in front of us if we don’t act. So I urge you to call your local schools today. They may take us down but not without a fight, yeeeaaaahhh!

I never understood why you got married. At least there’s less competition out there for guys like me

[jcole21]

IEV is STILL the coldest mf’er on this board.

Lemme get my resume and alternate Facebook right. I’m leaning juco and not university of Phoenix, for what it’s worth.

Mouth hugs for all.