Just trying to kill time and take our minds off it… Marge: “pork chop night will now be chub night” Homer: “chuuub?!” “Ooow, I don’t even know what that is.”
Can’t decide between:
Ralph: “Me fail english? That’s unpossible”.
and
Ralph: “Lisa, super nintendo Chalmers”.
Homer: “Kids, you tried hard and you failed miserably. The lesson is - never try.”
Marge: Homer, why aren’t you at work? You’re late.
Homer: They said if I came in late again that I would get fired, and I can’t risk that, so I’m not going.
This family has held me back long enough, I’m going to clown college !
Homer: But I’m not a missionary! I don’t even believe in Jebus… save me Jebus!
I’ll answer in video form:
In response to media coverage of Zimmerman/Martin Trial
http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/54613/just_don_t_look/
In response to baseball steroid issue
Homer, looking at a gym: “Gyme? What’s a gyme? OHHHH, a gyme!”
One of my favorites, too!
homer: let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the homer tax
lisa: dad, thats the home owner tax
homer: hey, I pay it dont i?
do i know what rhetorical means?
AND
where’s the “ANY” key?!?!?
hands down - greatest start to an episode ever… “Tramobopline, Tramboboleen!!”
This one is appropriate:
HOMER Oh. And how is ‘education’ supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
MARGE That’s because you were drunk!
homer in a mumu has to be one of the greatest episodes ever. that and the chili cook off are my favorites, by far.