Bleaching? yay or nay? 450$. also i hit on my hygienist. and i found a good benz repair shop.

so i finally went to my dentist. guy quoted me for 450 bucks for bleach. i hear from the admin they usually charge 650 and im getting a hook up. the dentist is a fellow asian bro, he actually referred to bleaching as getting blinged out. so anyways how many of you guys have done this and how much you pay?

also i saw the hot hygienist again too. i saw her 6 mos ago and i pussed out cuz there are no doors and others can easily hear, but this time around i decided shes hot enough and i dont want to live with regrets so i was determined irrespective of circumstance, im gonna get the digits. while hitting on her, i actually bit her finger on accident. anyways i thought it was going well so i asked for the digits but she didnt want to give it out to customers plus her co workers can hear. anyways i’ve tracked her down fairly easily, should i message on fb? lol. my co worker says she has my digits and if shes interested she’ll call.

lastly i was quoted $550 to repair my headlights, the guy barely looked at my car, had the audacity to make me wait for 30 min then quote me this. so i told him, thx for checking it, but let me get a second opinion. i went to an actual benz shop, all teh guy did was spend 15 min replacing a bulb in a tight spot and charged me only 15 bucks. ultimate come up, and i found a new repair shop for all future repairs. lesson of the story: always get a second opinion. always check yelp, and always go to a company that specializes.

450 for whitening? I’d just buy the $20 strips and do it yourself. In fact, my dentist was nice and gave me some for free in my last visit.

+1 to this. I have a dentist in the family and she just gives us the whitening stuff.

Now the real question is that she also is trained to administer Botox (synergies with cosmetic dentistry), of which I have not partaken. What say AF, yay or nay to the Botox?

whitening?!.. have thought about it. I think i’ll just go balls deep and do that lazer thing.

You can just replace the bulb in your benzo yourself after watching a two minute youtube video with instructions…

I don’t know about MB, but some manufactures make it very difficult to get to at least some of the bulbs. It’s not rocket science, but still a pain in the ass.

i thought you meant anal bleaching for a second…

You had me going until you said you bit her finger

Yeah, actually that is a thing. Also, I imagine hair plucking around that region is also practiced, since it seems too hard to get a really clean shave.

Haha… imagine plucking individual hairs… It’s called waxing… Get with the times…

Wait, you’re right. How could I not realize that.

Yeah, so did mine. My red wine consumption has taken it’s toll, I guess. Haven’t used them yet. Kinda afraid I’ll end up like this:

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What about back waxes? Yay or nay? I’ve done it once hurt like hell but might do it in time for beach season

^ What about bleaching your asshole? I hear a lot of Asian chicks get that done.

“I thought about getting my teeth whitened, but then I said naw f-it, I’ll just get a tan.”

  • Mitch Hedburg

Asians are naturally hairless.

being a Brit I have sh!t teeth, especially considering my love for red wine and coffee. I would recommend just getting them laser whitened but bear in mind you have to keep going back.

can you ask them for cost?

i think its just 1 session of prof treatment, and they give me trays, mouth mold, and gel for maintenance.

as for the youtubing thing. i guess i can. but i rather not. not only because im lazy but also cuz there is a higher chance of me breaking the thing. i neither know how to change my tires, and i just learned yesterday how to pop my hood.

What about crest white strips - they are like $50. Aren’t they better for your enamel as well?

Just in the scrotum, gotta get those babies nice and smooth. Like an egg.