“In Australia, Sydney’s main sexual health clinic hasn’t seen a woman with pubic lice since 2008 and male cases have fallen 80 percent from about 100 a decade ago.”
Not exactly sure why I decided to post this, but it seems that some people here might be able to spin this into a cocktail line.
Some things I didn’t need to know:
“About 200 clients a day, including celebrities such as Sarah Jessica Parker, come for treatments ranging from complete hair removal to custom designs.”
Not sure that I’ll be able to shake the image of Sarah Jessica Parker shaving custom designs into her…
I’ve actually wondered about this sort of question, as I come from a country that is infested with parasitic insects (mosquitoes). Many countries have wide efforts to control mosquito population, as they are vectors for diseases like malaria and dengue fever. However, if we were to exterminate 99% of mosquitoes, there would probably be severe disruptions to local ecology, since frogs, lizards, birds, etc. eat the mosquitoes. There would also be the point where the mosquitoes might achieve endangered or protected status. Similar situations could arise for other pests - like pubic lice.
I guess one example in the US is wolves. At one time, people would shoot wolves on sight, as wolves might attack people or livestock. Today, they are a protected animal.
^ While I prefer the Telly Savalas hair doesn’t scare me. It can be full blown 60’s hippy chick so long as it was minted after 1987. These days I prefer early 90s.
Also I think I’ve gone down on a chick maybe once in the past three years. Yet another reason not to care. If you’re down there a lot then I get it. Definitely clean shaved then.
Hmm. I am picturing CT going around sniffing girls at the back of the neck and saying “Ah, this has a great full body and a rich bouquet with a hint of raspberries. 1988 vintage… that was a good year”…
“has somebody been showered in the process, or such episodes are just an urban legend?”
I’m asking because a friend of mine claims that a chick he used to date was so profuse when she “ended” that he covered parts of his carpet with thick plastic if the girl would come to his apartment, like in American Psycho when Bateman was about to kill somebody. He totally banned orals but even regular intercourse was a wet mess. I have no reason to believe my friend was lying. He even considered that rather annoying.
Totally agree with this. Not an 80’s bush kind of guy, but I don’t like the pedophilia look of the cleanly shorn girl either. If there is no grass on the infield, then you should not be playing ball.
Guys, this is getting gross here, with no redeeming social importance, other than the not-so-surprising revelation that CT is not big on reciprocity. Let’s clean it up here.