“Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.[6]” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider?dont-rape-spiders%20 Never going to Brazil. Ever.
I can’t believe you said that, no man should ever say “never going to Brazil” I think simply looking ar them brazilian brawds can cure the side effects of the venom bro.
^ Agreed, I don’t want to have to tell my Brazilian 3-way story again. God I miss that girl…
^^ provide a link or youre gonna have to retell it bro.
One of the segments on “A 1,000 Ways to Die” was about a dude who was bitten by one of these spiders that was hiding in a bunch of bananas his girlfriend brought over for him. His soldier stood at attention shortly after his GF left and he proceeded to take advantage of his condition by “you-knowing” a couple of hotties. He then dropped dead of a heart attack.
I’m intrigued by the Brazilian 3-way story, please tell…
“It ain’t gay if it’s a three way…”
Ahaha…damn Ohai, you just be moderator of this forum with all these gem threads you’re starting!
higgmond Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of the segments on “A 1,000 Ways to Die” was > about a dude who was bitten by one of these > spiders that was hiding in a bunch of bananas his > girlfriend brought over for him. His soldier > stood at attention shortly after his GF left and > he proceeded to take advantage of his condition by > “you-knowing” a couple of hotties. He then > dropped dead of a heart attack. This is how I want to go…
ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ^ > > Agreed, I don’t want to have to tell my Brazilian > 3-way story again. > > God I miss that girl… Please do tell us the story again, I missed it.