Breaking News: Millennials Continually Get Older

[igor555]

who is we?

[S2000magician]

@thanatos0320

. . . I don’t see how many millennials without college degrees can have $15K saved up, and how 16% of millennials have $100K saved up especially if they didn’t get a degree and get a nice job out of college.

Not all that difficult when you still live at home with mommy and daddy, so you have no expenses.

[birdman12345]

@purealpha

@birdman12345

Are you advocating for south koreans to actively go out of its way to attack and kill americans?

It’s too complicated for you to understand, Mr. “so what you are saying is” Birdman.

Century of Asia > US hegemony won’t hold > lose KR and lose Asia > lose Asia and the whole thing comes apart without a bullet fired (US can’t attack their “allies” or they become known as the nazis they are). CN would offer nearly anything for KR to come over, huge leverage. My strategy is simple and complicated, and works on many levels.

If I were given command of little KR, I could beat the US in a strategy game, beat meaning end them.

So yes

[system]

@birdman12345

@purealpha

@birdman12345

Are you advocating for south koreans to actively go out of its way to attack and kill americans?

Mr. “so what you are saying is” Birdman…the whole thing comes apart without a bullet fired

So yes

Okay, Cathy Newman.

[GorillaNerd]

@igor555

who is we?

Usa -> Nwo

[S2000magician]

More breaking news: everyone’s getting older.

At a rate of 1.

[system]

@Bandicoot

@birdman12345

Its not shown itself to be capable of having the place in the world that the US has.

There are some bored foreigners, with full stomachs, who have nothing better to do than point fingers at us. First, China doesn’t export revolution. Second, China doesn’t export hunger and poverty. Third, China doesn’t come and cause you headaches. What more is there to be said? - Xi Jinping

^ The clear-mindedness in Asia is so awe inspiring, relative to the madness in the West.

Birdman, the US is not capable of maintaining their place, because they are insane. China gets handed “the place” by default, as the US destroys itself. This is very Lao Tzu, win thru inaction.

[comp_sci_kid]

in PUBG, there is already a consensus that “China number 1”

[ohai]

@S2000magician

More breaking news: everyone’s getting older.

At a rate of 1.

You know, we’re also all time travelers. Everyone is going forward at a rate of one minute per minute.

[birdman12345]

@purealpha

@Bandicoot

@birdman12345

Its not shown itself to be capable of having the place in the world that the US has.

There are some bored foreigners, with full stomachs, who have nothing better to do than point fingers at us. First, China doesn’t export revolution. Second, China doesn’t export hunger and poverty. Third, China doesn’t come and cause you headaches. What more is there to be said? - Xi Jinping

^ The clear-mindedness in Asia is so awe inspiring, relative to the madness in the West.

Birdman, the US is not capable of maintaining their place, because they are insane. China gets handed “the place” by default, as the US destroys itself. This is very Lao Tzu, win thru inaction.

I agree. Where you and I differ is that you think that Trump is having a positive effect, and I think he’s having a negative effect (though probably less negative than a lot of people think, in the short run at least).

[Isaiah_53_5]

@ohai

@S2000magician

More breaking news: everyone’s getting older.

At a rate of 1.

You know, we’re also all time travelers. Everyone is going forward at a rate of one minute per minute.

I feel like time travelers need to use a wormhole, while we do not.

[el_macca17]

@comp\_sci\_kid

in PUBG, there is already a consensus that “China number 1”

but do you know the wey?

[frankybarnes]

What would you do if you had a time machine? I would go to the future and win a billion in the stock market

[GorillaNerd]

^why dont you make like a tree and get out of here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zorz3SXqjv0

[birdman12345]

@frankybarnes

What would you do if you had a time machine? I would go to the future and win a billion in the stock market

Go a few hundred years into the future, maybe 1000, bring back all the future tech with blueprints and instructions and textbooks and recordings of physics, engineering and medicine and agriculture courses that would probably be on their internet then (if it’s in english, which I’m hoping) as well as any advanced power generating tools they have then. Maybe grab a couple of engineers. Bring them back and #MAGA.

What would you do, franky? Go back to 1920, see your childhood dog you loved so much?

[frankybarnes]

@birdman12345

Go a few hundred years into the future, maybe 1000, bring back all the future tech with blueprints and instructions and textbooks and recordings of physics, engineering and medicine and agriculture courses that would probably be on their internet then (if it’s in english, which I’m hoping) as well as any advanced power generating tools they have then. Maybe grab a couple of engineers. Bring them back and #MAGA.

hmmm, true that by studying the mistakes of the future we may not be doomed to repeat them.

[birdman12345]

Ya, I’m guessing humans will probably be extinct in 1000 years.

[Isaiah_53_5]

@frankybarnes

What would you do if you had a time machine? I would go to the future and win a billion in the stock market

A billion ain’t BSD in the future. That’s like one gumball in the gumball machine. A crappy gumball. The kind that loses flavor in 4 chews. There goes a billion…

[Isaiah_53_5]

Wait, who goes to the future to bet on the stock market?

You’d have to go to the very distant future first, then go back to the nearer future…

[frankybarnes]

@Isaiah\_53\_5

Wait, who goes to the future to bet on the stock market?

You’d have to go to the very distant future first, then go back to the nearer future…

sure, but that sounds like cheating unfortunately…