can I recommend a B*tch-slap for the Inger kid? (SS4 eoc)

If I was the Inger family’s financial advisor, the first thing I would do is b$tch-slap Hans. Dude runs into a restaurant with his car. I hope he got sued and lost it all. Do we get points for recommending a b%tch-slap if the client does something retarded? I would hope if I was in that position, someone would do that to me to knock some sense into me.

I’m all in favor of rich kids who can pay the million dollar (or whatever currency) lawsuits running into restaurants. It upsets me terribly when poor uninsured drivers do it. Think of it as a redistributive tax on stupidity!

He’ll pay for a lawyer and get off.