Can You Solve These?

1/ 183997272,140609 = Sum((X/PI())/SQRT(9)/16)

2/ Stock Price = 3107567116080

EPS= 112


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^^ You have 5 fishes. You drop one into the sea, another into the lake and you don’t have two. How much fishes do you have?


5 fishes…fishes with es…this is a trick question…smells fishies fishies.

The answer is 7. These 5 what you have and 2 what you don’t have is 7. Same as company’s accounting EPS. May be whatever amount that management and accountants wants to be.

Can you solve this?

A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians – if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. Any islanders who have figured out the color of their own eyes then leave the island, and the rest stay. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph. On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes. The Guru is allowed to speak once (let’s say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following: “I can see someone who has blue eyes.” Who leaves the island, and on what night? There are no mirrors or reflecting surfaces, nothing dumb. It is not a trick question, and the answer is logical. It doesn’t depend on tricky wording or anyone lying or guessing, and it doesn’t involve people doing something silly like creating a sign language or doing genetics. The Guru is not making eye contact with anyone in particular; she’s simply saying “I count at least one blue-eyed person on this island who isn’t me.” And lastly, the answer is not “no one leaves.”

A blue eyed woman has great knockers. What color are her eyes?

Was a phone number

How should I know?

Whose phone number? Monica Bellucci?