cat calls nyc

this might be the best project of the last 10 years. imagine if nery lived in nyc…

edit: here is the instagram page -

A white guy actually did something very similar not too long ago. Disgraceful. What has NYC come to…


When I was more fit in college, I’d run the trails everyday without a shirt on. A convertible full of girls drove by and catcalled me. Was great.

Our boy nery wouldn’t say anything like that; he out there respecting women.

Actually, the other day I was in a panera. I go to the bathroom and use a urinal and there was this weird homeless guy who told me that I have a nice butt (he only saw the back of my jeans). It was weird and uncomfortable. True story.

^put that on a sidewalk

So I was walking home and thinking… I can’t remember the last time I heard a women cat called… where is this common?

In college apparently I had a nice butt. Some girls would say I had a nice butt. Not sure what was up with that.

i was close to a hot dog stand after the club a few months back. and i was yelling hot chicks looking for hot dogs, while i had my hands up. i snapped the whole thing, it was hilarious! lol a couple chicks cat called. one was outright talking dirty to me.

whats the % chance nerdy was just hammered acting like an @ss and those girls were just making fun of him with no chance of him getting laid?

i was dd that night. not a single drink. i was just tryign to be funny for my friend who was shocked lol. most the people i saw were laughing, andi can always tell when people are laughing with me or at me.

Can you tell now?

harder to tell on a forum. too many saracastic ethugs!

Don’t know if you’re sarcastic or not but this actually happened to me. It was before an interview and I had to go to the washroom in the food court down below. As soon as I walked in, he looked at me. I didn’t think anything of it until he came up to the urinal right beside me and looked at my crotch and made this weird gesture with his mouth. Got out of there as fast as I could. Weird and uncomfortable indeed.

You should put that on a sidewalk (maybe as a drawing?)