Cause all that I am Is a man whose heart is true! Do you live the way your heart tells you?

Water Cooler
#1

when i was in middle school i would watch pimp my ride, mtv cribs, or music videos with video thots and i said to myself. this will be my life pretty soon. i’ll have plenty of thots. fastforward about 20 years later. it is not. and now all i want is to put my elliptical in front of the tv and my fiance wont let me. and now i am sad… where did i go wrong… what did i do to deserve this…


meanwhile my buddy just psoted a vid in his rented mansion with a lot of thots. and my other buddy is about to be the mayor of my city… and another buddy is clearing a mil a year.
anyways to the main point. it got me thinking. i have new ambitions of my net worth 20 years from now. when i hit 50, will i achieve it? are my plans more modest. are goals meant to be achieved or forever tantalizing. will my son be a ■■■■ boy that i will live vicariously thorugh? or a nerd that will surely disappoint me.
#2

Very beta-like thoughts, Nery. I’m disappointed.

#3

I thought you were alpha.

#4

For what it’s worth, I’m extremely disappointed in you too, Nerdy.

#5

think of it this way, you are more wealthy than 95% of the people in the world!

#6

And have less thots too

#7

Prolly true tho

#8

To be in top 1 percent net worth worldwide. You only need 800k. I’ll hit that in 3 years.

#9

That’s impressive man. Junior research jobs pay a lot these days!

#10

you make more money as an investor. 4 of the last 9 years. i made more money investing than my first job out of college. its crazy. i dont even have 500k yet. this bull market has been generous. anyways you guys hit the core. i am turning beta. it is disappointing that my college self would have probably called my current self a simp. but then again my present self would have have called my college self a poor and consider the value of such as de minimis.

#11

Not even 500k yet bro? So you expect to double in 3 years? Delusional beta male!

#12

But dude you make money as an investor. Before this thread, I just didn’t know how it was done.

#13

If we assume average return at 10 percent a clip. At a starting point of 430k contributing roughly 40k per year. Compounded on monthly basis. Should hit around 2024. So call it 3.5 years. I literally keep a spreadsheet on monthly goals lol.

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#15

Let’s see the accuracy of your forecasts! Post the charts of forecast vs actual nery! You ain’t got nothing better to do in this new beta existence

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Enjoy! This is monthl only started collecting data. But here my annual info historical.
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#17

I don’t want to see the projections! I want to see how well your model has done. Look at that dip in 2020! Did you model that?!

#18

Nah I lost like 100k during march fall. monthly pic captures it. went from around 420k to 328k. But I bounce back 100k already. My net worth is about 10k higher than last peak after contributions.

#19

Aim bigger. You should aim for your future daily volatility to be in the 1mio range. That’d be alpha. This is for the peanut gallery.

#20

even if i go full retard on call options. i cant imagine clearing a daily vol of 1m. a thouasnd apologies for my betaness. will reread top posts on wsb for more clairty.