cfafrank I have noticed that you have been a great contributor to this board over the past few weeks and I think this should be acknowledged. I did a search on your posts and have found the following highlights: Post 1) Great News You created some idiotic story involving CFAI and brain scanning machines and you decided to share it with us… thanks! Post 2) Constipation after sitting… wtf… I don’t even know what to say to this one. This is neither intelligent nor humorous. But again, thanks for taking the time to share with us on AF. I challenge you to post something on this board tomorrow that isn’t borderline retarded. Seriously…
LOL
I’m normally harsh, but seriously dude that’s pretty extreme.
Maybe you are just constipated coops? I bet if you take a poo you will feel better.
a little bit of dry humour helps 
My bet is that cfafrank is German. The last time they were funny… hell they have never been funny!