Hoping its not a repost. Though, it has been floating around on many desks today. Enjoy! Chuck Norris has killed black swans with his barehands. Chuck Norris rubs the VIX into his chest. Chuck Norris continues to short the Aussie market. Chuck Norris flies First Class. Chuck Norris fought gamma in 'Nam and won. Chuck Norris still has his PB balances with Lehman. Don’t mess with him. Chuck Norris doesn’t use gates. He stops investors with one hand. Chuck Norris thinks 2 & 20 is soft. Chuck Norris will sub-underwrite Iceland. Chuck Norris isn’t scared by crowded trades. Chuck Norris will trade with any counter-party. Chuck Norris takes Iron Ore as a vitamin supplement. Chuck Norris trades currency with Citic. Chuck Norris thinks Fannie & Freddie should toughen up, and use some real leverage. Chuck Norris thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal. Chuck Norris’s subprime CDO is par bid. Only Chuck Norris can rollover commercial paper. Chuck Norris funds at Libor flat. Chuck Norris Asset Management is hiring and paying top dollar. Chuck Norris sold Countrywide cds at +1200 and bought it back at+350. Chuck Norris can borrow at the discount window. Chuck Norris can sell $300 bln in high yield loans before lunch. Chuck Norris’s curves are never inverted. Chuck Norris doesn’t hedge. He waits. Chuck Norris doesn’t mark to market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.
Sorry, but this is 1. two years old and 2. no longer funny.
Credit Crunch one is funny.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have theta, therefore the fact that this is 2-years old interests Chuck Norris not. Willy
-1 Go back to excel. WillyR Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chuck Norris doesn’t have theta, therefore the > fact that this is 2-years old interests Chuck > Norris not. > > Willy
A perfect picture of Paulson and Bernanke (work safe). http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8955/failkx4.jpg
> Chuck Norris doesn’t hedge. He waits. I like this one 
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2008/10/17/17194/andrew-lahde-bows-out-in-style/ Anyone heard about Andrew Lahde… He made 1000% within one year with shorting the housing market… after his letter to the investors (see link above), I am sure he is the Chuck Norris of Finance… Really love this guy! I guess he is in the moment on the Fiji Islands smoikng some weed