Maybe jcole could report back on the cabana thing and Chad might organize the 1st AF Conference in Vegas. First case of Möet is on me.
Inner Evil Voice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe jcole could report back on the cabana thing > and Chad might organize the 1st AF Conference in > Vegas. First case of Möet is on me. Ha - I’m definitely in. Chad’s got all that Creighton University and Schweser money - he’s got the 2nd and 3rd cases.
Quick thought for those that are statistically inclined AND that have a large bank roll, say twenty to thirty large. Caesars offers double deck blackjack with very liberal rules including surrender in their high stakes room. The casino’s edge is 0.15%. If you play perfectly for four hours at three hundred a hand, your expected loss is $180, assuming 100 hands an hour. At this level of play, you will have your room and dining, great steak house there, new York strip is the best, comp’ed and they probably will help you out at Pure, especially if a group of you are gambling. In my opinion, it is the only way to go. One word of caution, do not count cards if you like the Vegas experience, you will be banned if you are any good at it. A one two spread is the most you’ll get away with in the long run. That will at least bring you to a zero expected loss on Caesars game and you’ll enjoy the comps for a long time. Friendly advise from someone that has had security “help” him vacate his suite in the early hours of the morning. Much more fun to let variance decide how much your bottles are going to cost. Who knows, if you play your cards right, you just might be paid to party. Almost a better feeling nailing the CFO of major vegas property. Yeah, they go to the clubs too. The best part is when you let them know you have been coming to their property for years and haven’t lost a penny on average. Sorry for the long post. Got carried away. Vegas rocks. Enjoy yourselves.
Ghibli Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quick thought for those that are statistically > inclined AND that have a large bank roll, say > twenty to thirty large. Caesars offers double deck > blackjack with very liberal rules including > surrender in their high stakes room. The casino’s > edge is 0.15%. If you play perfectly for four > hours at three hundred a hand, your expected loss > is $180, assuming 100 hands an hour. At this level > of play, you will have your room and dining, great > steak house there, new York strip is the best, > comp’ed and they probably will help you out at > Pure, especially if a group of you are gambling. > In my opinion, it is the only way to go. One word > of caution, do not count cards if you like the > Vegas experience, you will be banned if you are > any good at it. A one two spread is the most > you’ll get away with in the long run. That will at > least bring you to a zero expected loss on Caesars > game and you’ll enjoy the comps for a long time. > Friendly advise from someone that has had security > “help” him vacate his suite in the early hours of > the morning. Much more fun to let variance decide > how much your bottles are going to cost. Who > knows, if you play your cards right, you just > might be paid to party. Almost a better feeling > nailing the CFO of major vegas property. Yeah, > they go to the clubs too. The best part is when > you let them know you have been coming to their > property for years and haven’t lost a penny on > average. Sorry for the long post. Got carried > away. Vegas rocks. Enjoy yourselves. playing perfect strategy without counting for 4 hours is a breeze, but maintaining even basic hi-lo for 4 hours would fry my brains in no time
Ghibli just made me feel like a mental midget. That’s super baller though man.
I say Ghibli should be in charge of the AF party in Vegas. Just make sure to use the words “Conference”, “Seminar” or something similar to get all my expenses covered by my firm.
jcole21 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chuckrox8 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Best thread in the OT for months. Have any of > you > > jabronis stayed at Aria? I’m headed out there > for > > a bachelor party in the middle of May (probably > a > > terrible idea). > > That’s where we were going to stay, but some > country music festival or PBR championship or > something got us bumped from our suite there. > > I’ll check it out and let you know. I’ll also > prepay $10 at the Rhino for you. YES! We were thinking about checking out the Rhino. I’ve heard about a few other places as well. One of my buddies emailed me some info about a bachelor party package at a strip club on the strip. It was basically all you can drink for 3 hours with a private room for 12 guys for $2,000. I’m going to have to do some research. I heard the pool at Aria is pretty sick. I don’t know if it’s topless/Euro but it’s supposed to be a pretty slick party spot.
Chuckrox8 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > YES! We were thinking about checking out the > Rhino. I’ve heard about a few other places as > well. One of my buddies emailed me some info > about a bachelor party package at a strip club on > the strip. It was basically all you can drink for > 3 hours with a private room for 12 guys for > $2,000. I’m going to have to do some research. I wouldn’t do that. You can get set up at the Rhino or some of the other big ones (like Sapphire) by just calling them up a few hours ahead of time, telling them you have 15 guys, and they will send a limo to pick you guys up free of charge, and let you in through the back-door without paying cover. That way you can spend that $2g on drinking at somewhere more fun, or just use it all on lap dances and the champagne room - your call I guess.
Inner Evil Voice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I say Ghibli should be in charge of the AF party > in Vegas. > > Just make sure to use the words “Conference”, > “Seminar” or something similar to get all my > expenses covered by my firm. and so it was consecrated, one ‘Ghibli Conference’ BOOM
What happened to AF? People used to have fun. Anybody ball anymore? I seem to remember Monday reports. Definitely has become fairly lame around here. I’m part of the problem for sure.