Find his mom’s d*ldo and then hold him down and slap him in the face with it. Disclaimer - In high school that happened to one of the guys I know.
embarrassment really is the best way. i was just in a similar situation and only was able to collect by embarrassing the guy on facebook.
Analyze_This Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Find his mom’s d*ldo and then hold him down and > slap him in the face with it. > > Disclaimer - In high school that happened to one > of the guys I know. problem is he might like that
ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When I was in the fraternity we had a few brothers > that wouldn’t pay their dues, even though they had > the money. > > Here was my solution and it’s close to > Mudahdahdhadhahdhadahdhahahdhadhdhhdhahahahadhhdhd > hda’s. > > The next party we threw I made a poster with their > pictures on it saying “Ladies, think twice, they > can’t afford their dues, they can’t afford your > drinks.” Next sunday we were back at 100% > collection That is awesome. I say give him tea bags and coffee grinders until he coughs up the dough.
Sell the rights to the cash flows from collection as a derivative and see what bids you get on it.
Analyze_This Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Find his mom’s d*ldo and then hold him down and > slap him in the face with it. > > Disclaimer - In high school that happened to one > of the guys I know. Was it really his mom’s dildo? Would be hard to ever recover from that public embarassment. My story in short form. Pass CFA & get results. Go with boys & girls to regular bar to celebrate. Bar bill $500. I take that although nobody was expecting it to be my treat (and there were other test passers there). But hey, i’m in a good mood. A very good mood. Head to a strip club with the boys & 1 girl (all colleagues). We are having a great time. It is midweek and we are all monstrously drunk and having a breeze. In a euro strip bar, chatting up the hoes, having beers, smoking cigars & messing about. You get the idea. Anyway, during all this, the girl bets another colleague $1k that she will get up on stage and strip off to her undies. There are a few other punters in there as well as the half dozen or so of us from my firm. The colleague tells me about the bet and says 'I’m in for $500, if you are too". I say if you are in, i’m in. She stands to make 1k. Now he’s not known as the most forthcoming person when it comes to getting in the beers etc, so I asked him repeatedly if he really wants to take this bet for this amount. He says absolutely, definitely yes. I say you better pay up if you make this bet, because I always honour my bets. He confirms once more & we are both in. Female colleague speaks to the DJ (one man and his iPod) to request an ABBA song or something cheesy like that. Up she goes. On stage. Down to bra & panties. In a strip bar with other punters and dodgy Eastern European hoes and half a dozen colleagues. Fair play, very fair play. That takes balls. Though she is a nutjob, so I half expected it. Probably dropped another $500 in that place that evening, possibly bought champagne. Happy days. I pay the girl first thing next morning in full. Go to the bank machine right next to our office and take it out there and then. A man of my word. Still steaming from the night before. Fair’s fair. The other guy doesn’t pay and starts making lame excuses. Then he starts making jokes - about having to speak to the bank manager, nothing in the bank etc etc. He is a well paid, head of department guy. At first, he thinks he’s funny. The weeks wear on and then he straight out says he isn’t gonna pay. I’m annoyed. Very annoyed. I wouldn’t have taken the bet to begin with, knowing she would likely get up for that amount of moolah. At this point i’m down 500 notes on a bet he cajoled me into and he’s not ponying up. He is well out of order. Everyone agrees on that. One evening, his wife came out with us all. We start alluding to his unpaid wager in front of her without actually specifying what the wager was. He starts shtting himself that his wife is gonna find out about his time with the nice naked ladies (which we did on a reasonably frequent basis) and general shenanigans. You can see the pain in his face. The torture was delicious. He left the bar and in under a minute settled his wager… job done.
Muddahudda Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One evening, his wife came out with us all. We > start alluding to his unpaid wager in front of her > without actually specifying what the wager was. He > starts shtting himself that his wife is gonna find > out about his time with the nice naked ladies > (which we did on a reasonably frequent basis) and > general shenanigans. You can see the pain in his > face. The torture was delicious. He left the bar > and in under a minute settled his wager… job > done. Well done.
mudadhahahdhadhahdhada you give me something to aspire to. Way to celebrate guy - and nice move on getting reimbursement.
dspapo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > embarrassment really is the best way. i was just > in a similar situation and only was able to > collect by embarrassing the guy on facebook. Agreed…embarrassment is always a good tactic especially in a place like America where people tend to be pretty self-conscious