So due to getting this new gig I had some time off before I started and booked a pretty last second trip to Colombia. Will be hitting up Cartagena, Santa Marta, & Medellin. Anyone been & got any recommendations? I will be going with my gf so dont bother with the hookers.
I hear the farm to table cocaine is great down there.
And the chicks
oooohhhh the chicks are hottttttt
not that I’ve been, but I see what Colombia contributes to the world in terms of chicks
edit: I see you’re going with gf, but had to say it
What kind of asshole brings his girlfriend to Colombia of all places? Lmfao
Be careful homie, don’t end up like this guy.
BS - so i have heard, may have to sample. It would be rude not to.
Abraham- ill get to bang plenty and wont have to pay her for it. Something youve never done im sure.
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oooh chin
What happened to that guy MILF Hunter who used to post here?
that was years ago
he’s GILF Hunter now
I’ve been to Bogota and it was hands down one of the craziest places I’ve ever been. Got mugged twice within 3 hours of arriving and ended up in a club that had people wandering around with massive snakes and midgets doing trapeze pretty high up above your head. was trippy as fu ck
^ So do you consider that a positive experience?
I was 21 so yes it was good banter. the muggings were stealth and dash and they didn’t get much so it was all good and the club was fun, I was pretty mashed so just went with the randomness.
like you were pick pocketed? I always assume mugging means like you were struck?
Stopping over in Bogota but ive heard its a craphole so im skipping it in favor of places ive heard less terrible things about. Snakes sounds pretty sick tho
What, no love for the midgets?
glossed over that part somehow. that sounds also about as cool as one can imagine. I can now see how even though he got his stuff stolen that might make up for it
the snakes were really secondary to the midgets who were the stars of the show.
A guy on the street started pushing me and swiped my wallet in the tussle and the other one was a pick pocket that got my MP3 player.
You are taking sand to the beach my friend.
the quality is high. the price is cheap. yaywork i thought you were a value investor.
Nobody has been to the midget bar in Scottsdale?
you talking about the women or the blow? haaaa. I will be a value investor on tha latter
yes yes i understand per AF i am such a fool i should leave my gf behind and sleep with countless colombian women whilst getting infected with many diseases. How silly of me i apologize