Corporate Hustlin

system · December 12, 2011, 9:09pm

The firm I’m at was recently hustled. A caller claimed they were tech support for our printer and they have been alerted that our printer is running low on toner. The bimbo who answers the phone confirmed the printer model number and thanked the caller for for being so proactive. 2 black and 2 color tonor cartidges show up with an inflated invoice beyond what a normal supplier would charge. Those beancounters I b!tchslap regularly caught the payment to someone not on our supplier list, thus revealing how we’ve been had. I commend the company that cold calls explaining toner is needed in the printer. Not a bad scam and given most people who answer the phone have an IQ of a room’s temperature.

bodhisattva · December 14, 2011, 3:57am

snitches get put in ditches…After they’ve been kidnapped, tied to a chair in a whalley crackshack and had their fingers chopped off with pruning shears, while a hardhat melted to their head with a blow torch by some junkie for $1,500 worth of down. Thats what ‘hustlin’ actually means, all you sheltered aspiring yuppies have no clue what you are talking about.

system · September 19, 2013, 6:44pm

Respect.

lxwarr30 · September 19, 2013, 7:27pm

Bumping yourself now huh? That ain’t gangsta. At least make a fake account to pretend.

villnius · September 20, 2013, 1:00pm

Hell, eveyone knows Jim Cramer used to hype up to Gangsta’s Paradise… Cramer’s straight hood!

@CFAvsMBA: Don’t listen to lxwarr30. I’ll bump this shit, it’s awesome… even though you shat on my Chase Sapphire Preferred card in another thread

Steely_Dan · September 20, 2013, 2:14pm

CFAvsMBA:

Working in corporate America is not all dat different from growing up in the hood. Here are a few expamples.

Heirarchy. In the corporate world, prestige rests on heirarchy. Those with the most cred get the most respect. People in the hood who did time incarcarated get the most cred. People in corp USA get cred with more degrees, even U of P MBA.

Silence. Growing up in the hood, I learned the code of silence in a hurry. I’ve found that it comes in handy in corporate USA too. Remember my homies, the walls have ears. No matter how tight you are with your cubemate, keep your opinions to yourself, stfu and do your job. You may utter your boss is an @s$hole just one time, and they will catch wind of it.

Snitches. I’m baffled at the number of snitches who will backstab you at the cost of an extra value meal. If it were in my hood, dey’d be gettin shanked.

Thieves. People steal each others lunches, wt fking f. A sign was on the refridgerator that said, “To the person who stole my turkey sandwhich, I hope you choked!” Much like the hood, niggazz be pilferin from one another.

Frontin’. Nuff said. I can’t stand superficial people.

Mean Muggin. What I do to the bean countin cpas taking their sweet @ss time at the coffee maker. Much like in the hood, you alwayz mean mugg those who roll in the other crew.

I could go on. But on the realz, there ain’t much differnce between slangin on the hood and M&Ain on the buyside.

Peace.

get dat green

system · September 20, 2013, 2:35pm

Respect. Sapphire is good, I just cringed at the $95 fee. The metal card just rang boss status!