Dancing With The Stars

I don’t watch the US version, although the Mrs. does watch the Univision version and I sometimes watch as well, but I just saw that Meryl Davis won. Well no f’ing shit. She’s a professional dancer. I don’t care if she dances on ice, she’s still a freaking dancer. How is that even close to fair to the other contestants? I realize that most of the contestants are just happy someone actually cares to see them on TV again, but I have to think they want a realistic chance at winning. If I were some has-been celebrity on the show, I think I’d do my career a greater service by stopping 1/2 way through my first dance and telling the judges and producers to go f themselves.

I’m a bigger star than half those contestants.