"Diversity Hiring Standards for Banks to Be Set by U.S. Agencies"

True, but that’s just the medalists. Valeriy Borzov won bronze in 1976.

I just hope this affirmative action nonsense lasts for another 12-14 years to allow my children to be mistakenly lumped with poor / disadvantaged Hispanic kids when college time comes. It’s going to be fun.

Essay fragment: “My sister and I mowed lawns since age 6 to buy liquor for our drunken, jobless father and to make ends meet, yet we managed to get good notes.”

Damn spoiled kids.

Damn straight. My 1/2 Bolivian kids will be showing up for college interviews looking like this:

Those two kids are totally checking each other out. Hey, that’s not where her eyes are. What is this trying to say?

I saw a TV advertisement today about Bulgaria. Apparently, it is the only EU country whose credit rating has increased since the Euro crisis started. Who knew?

If this is real i want my f*cking banking job now.