Do you have a best friend of the opposite race?

Water Cooler
#1

Is this really possible

#2

I thought you were my best friend?

Almost all my close friends are ‘minorities’ In general I find fellow whiteys to be bland

#3

No. Not possible.

Since I’m white, I can’t be friends with a black. I’d be afraid they were going to rob me and buy dubs and grills with the money.

Couldn’t be friends with a Hispanic, mostly for the same reason. Unless I needed a lot of yard work done. Then I could be friends as long as the yard work lasted.

Couldn’t be friends with an Asian. Unless I had some math homework to do. Or needed somebody’s ass kicked.

Couldn’t be friends with a Middle-easterner. Nothing but a bunch of terrorists.

Couldn’t be friends with a Jew. Unless I needed a loan.

#4

What races are opposites?

#5

ftfy