Do you single guys have a bottle near you when you sleep ?

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#1

Some nights I am too tired to walk a few steps to the toilet.Am I the only one ?

#2

What?

#3

Just because you’re not used to having indoor plumbing isn’t an excuse to resort to that.

#4

^I bet god wasn’t too generous with the good genes when you were conceived,was he ?

#5

I thought we had reached a low with the kitchen sink.

#6

Ah, the old chamber pot. If you’re frequently peeing several times a night, you probably want to see a doc.

#7

^ No, it’s not that often , I take magnesium and some other stuff before bed so I wake up every night , only once though, with a direct correlation tobthe water I drink before bed.

#8

I won’t sit here and pretend I didn’t do this after nights of heavy drinking in my earlier years. A lot of Gatorade bottles met some unpleasant ends.

#9

Just wear Depends when you sleep. You can take your laziness to a new level.

#10

Never done it.

#11

not a piss bottle guy. did pee out of my window once whilst very drunk in college

#12

^ +1

#13

one of my roomates in college took a leak on his laptop in the middle of the night while severely hammered.

he had no memory of this and next morning tried to blame one of us for breaking his laptop

#14

^ how did you know he did it ?

#15

because his laptop smelled like urine and there was a huge urine spot on the carpet under his desk

#16

One guy I know said his roommate did the same thing, but to my friend’s laptop. I guess this is a thing? Is it because the lid of the laptop is comparable to the lid of a toilet?

#17

^ I’m guessing that pissing all over a friend’s laptop seems funny to certain people when they’re hammered. At a college near me several years ago, some folks thought it was funny to drop a friend down a trash chute after he passed out. I can’t recall if he died from the impact (they were at least 5 or 6 floors up, maybe more) or if the garbage truck crushed him the next day when it compacted the garbage.

#18

Huh? You know that some buildings have a basement compactor, right? The trash truck doesn’t always tip over the dumpster to pour out the trash. Sometimes, the building trash chute automatically crushes the garbage and deposits some bags. If this is the case, those guys basically committed murder…

#19

What is the difference between trash and cement from that height given that trash doesn’t have elasticity or any specific property to minimize the damage ? The poor guy died

#20

no ideea. but he had no memory of this, its really weird to urinte over your own laptop, i can see something hilarious in doing so on a friends laptop which is still messed up