Black Swan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ASSet_MANagement Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Mr. Pink Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Caught peeing in the sink. > > > > > > I did this as a kid, so I say Kid. > > > > > > As for mine, I was a kid (13). > > > > > > > > Another one, called a cop a “chickensh!t” > > DRUNK A 12 year old youth in Paris! HA!
Black Swan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chuckrox8 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I once flipped a golf cart on the 18th fairway > and > > then drove into a tree and broke both front > > support columns. > > > LOL, how is that possible? I played golf with 3 buddies that day. We each started off with 18 beers. Needless to say I was absolutely destroyed by the 18th, I could barely walk. We played a crappy municipal course and I decided it would be a great idea to attempt a doughnut maneuver on a not so flat fairway. Cart 1 Me 0. (Golf carts are surprisingly easy to right after flipping for future reference) After I righted the cart I was hit with yet another brilliant drunken idea. I drove through the bushes and trees at ramming speed on the other side of the fairway. Unfortunately I did not account for the low hanging Magnolia limb. Cart 2 Me 0.
Chuckrox8 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Black Swan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Chuckrox8 Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I once flipped a golf cart on the 18th > fairway > > and > > > then drove into a tree and broke both front > > > support columns. > > > > > > LOL, how is that possible? > > I played golf with 3 buddies that day. We each > started off with 18 beers. Needless to say I was > absolutely destroyed by the 18th, I could barely > walk. We played a crappy municipal course and I > decided it would be a great idea to attempt a > doughnut maneuver on a not so flat fairway. Cart 1 > Me 0. (Golf carts are surprisingly easy to right > after flipping for future reference) After I > righted the cart I was hit with yet another > brilliant drunken idea. I drove through the > bushes and trees at ramming speed on the other > side of the fairway. Unfortunately I did not > account for the low hanging Magnolia limb. Cart 2 > Me 0. Please tell me this was Bobby Jones GC
^^Haha. North Fulton (Chastain)!
Chuckrox8 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ^^Haha. North Fulton (Chastain)! Oh, god. Par for the course i’d say hahahahahahaha
ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Black Swan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ASSet_MANagement Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Mr. Pink Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > Caught peeing in the sink. > > > > > > > > > I did this as a kid, so I say Kid. > > > > > > > > > As for mine, I was a kid (13). > > > > > > > > > > > > Another one, called a cop a “chickensh!t” > > > > DRUNK > > A 12 year old youth in Paris! > > HA! I was drunk out of my mind. It wasn’t my house though so no biggie.
I threw a poolball through a club window and then banged a thick chick. DRUNK OR KID?
LOL, drunk^
jcole21 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I threw a poolball through a club window and then > banged a thick chick. > > DRUNK OR KID? kid.
Killed a prostie and chopped up her parts
charlottekid Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Killed a prostie and chopped up her parts A regular day?
charlottekid Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Killed a prostie and chopped up her parts Uh, considering your name I think it’s pretty obvious you were a kid and this probably took place on the east coast somewhere south of NY.
Pee’d out my window
ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pee’d out my window not drunk and not a kid
I put a live chicken on my dick and cut off a wing to let it roll around
SuperiorReturn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I put a live chicken on my dick and cut off a wing > to let it roll around I’m going to need more details on this one. I’m struggling to really grasp exactly what the man/chicken relationship encompassed during this maneuver.
SuperiorReturn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I put a live chicken on my dick and cut off a wing > to let it roll around Only to realize it still had two wings and you cut off your donger… Im gonna go with kid.
You have wings on your d1ck?
charlottekid Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You have wings on your d1ck? You’ve never tried redbull?
FTW! LPoulin133 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > charlottekid Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > You have wings on your d1ck? > > You’ve never tried redbull?