Emin Agalarov

Water Cooler
#1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emin_Agalarov

  1. Son of a billionaire

  2. Pop star

  3. Real estate developer

Nerdy, what you say? Life goals?

#2

It seems much easier to achieve 2 and 3 if you start with 1.

#3

Hopefully my children can waste money on shit that don’t matter! May they grow up with so much privilege that they achieve success without very little effort. My new favorite song!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYh6mYIJG2Y

[Pre-Chorus] My wrist, stop watchin’, my neck is flossyMake big deposits, my gloss is poppin’You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought itI see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah) [Chorus] I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it I want it, I got it, I want it, I got itYou like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought itI see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yep)

#4

^ My girl looking sooooo fine!!!

#5

low quality children

#6

Hot wife too. Also, good friend of Donny jr and Eric Trump.

#7

Some of Emin’s associates were in the Trump Tower meeting on June 9, 2016. Described more below. Emin is apparently afraid of coming to the US for fear he’ll get questioned.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Tower_meeting

#8
  1. Thou shalt not covet other’s wife,

may baby Jesus inflict his wrath upon you

#9

wife is looking old though bruh. makes me think of succesful ppl like bezos why dont they get the younger chicks.

#10

^ He divorced her, but she was hot.