Female Ted Cruz Lookalike


"Last Sunday, Searcy Hayes was an unknown 21-year-old from Natchez, Mississippi.

By Monday night, she was a viral sensation after viewers of the Maury Povich show decided she was the female doppelganger of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz."

"Being an internet meme doesn’t pay the bills, though, so the “female Ted Cruz” is hoping to capitalize on her newfound internet stardom by filming a porn scene.

XHamster.com, a popular porn website, has offered to pay Hayes and her fiance $10,000 for a 6-minute sex tape.

For those keeping score, that’s about $1,666.66 per each minute of carnal screen time.

“We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme,” XHamster spokesman Mike Kulich told The Huffington Post. “I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.”

Kulich figures that since it’s doubtful Cruz is going to film a sex tape — at least while he’s still a candidate for president — this is the next best thing."

The next. Best. Thing. F… fuuuuuu…

Pookie let’s burn this m***** down!

I just barfed a lot.

It’s like we live in a giant onion article

where do I sign up to pay for this video? Ever since Ted Cruz and his sad clown face first made an appearance on my tv screen I’ve been wanting to see a female version of him in the sack

If you like the onion you should check out the Daily Mash, it might be a bit too British for an American audience but it’s hilarious.

I love British humor :slight_smile: Will check it out, thanks!

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Yikes! They couldn’t have found an Ivanka Trump lookalike instead?

I’m sure she’s probably done porn at some point anyway.