Four ABSOLUTELY MUST-HAVES for the exam

CFA General
#41

they made me throw my apple. it was a dafuq moment. u can bring gum or candy. jolly ranchers on amazon 2 lbs per dollar.

#42

Apples have DNA: you can encode formulae in DNA strands.

Gum and Jolly Ranchers are plastic: no DNA. They’re safe.

#43

Bump

#44

I developed a fan of 8 BAII pluses connected with pencils to spin so that I can choose accordingly. They are airbrushed with different colors of neon graffiti. My pencil sharpener is a 10 carat yellow diamond to blind the cheaters.

#45

Bump

#46

^ That’s commitment right there. 4 years strong

#47

Clothing is optional?

#48

#YeahBaby