William Wallace: And if this is your army, why does it go? Veteran Candidate: We didn’t come here to fight and fail! Young Candidate: Home! The CFAI are too many! William Wallace: Sons of AF! I am William Wallace. Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall! William Wallace: Yes, I’ve heard. Values currency swaps by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d consume the CFAI with fireballs from his #2 pencil, and bolts of lightning from his HP 12c. [AF army laughs] William Wallace: I *am* William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You’ve come to fight as free men… and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Veteran Candidate: Fight? Against that? The pass rate is 50%! No! We will run. And we will live. William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may fail. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may shake our confidence, but they’ll never take…OUR MEMORIAL DAYS! [AF army cheers] William Wallace: AF! AF! AF! AF Army: AF! AF! AF!
Thanks MWVT - We all needed it
I lost it at the “they’ll never take…OUR MEMORIAL DAYS!” part. well done!
The last Memorial Day weekend I enjoyed was 2006. Thats crazy… Level 1 - June 2007 Level 2 - June 2008 Level 2 - June 2009 Level 3 - June 2010 Thats it, countdown to Memorial weekend 2011 is on!!!
hahaha classic. I got chills like 20 time reading this. I’m gonna chop off the CFA’s head and send it to his cousin, the CQF, in a wicker basket. Boom.
Bump. Kill this exam.
They call me the Sniper. One shot for the kill…and I shall be released. But seriously…I gave myself 1 shot for each level. Have been lucky so far. I can’t afford another year of this ordeal for myself and for my young family… this is it or I am throwing in the towel.
MrGrey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The last Memorial Day weekend I enjoyed was 2006. > Thats crazy… > > Level 1 - June 2007 > Level 2 - June 2008 > Level 2 - June 2009 > Level 3 - June 2010 > > Thats it, countdown to Memorial weekend 2011 is > on!!! Your counting down till midnight?
FML. Looks like I am missing out on one more Memorial Day…
lulz
Today is my birthday! the last birthday I celebrated was May 27 2008. Level 1 2009 Level 2 2010 Level 3 2011 I better pass this exam now, CFAI has caused me much distration from work and family.
this was fantastic… thanks for the laugh
i will dedicate my crushing the test this year to all of my CFA buddies that i’ve made on this forum, mwvt9’er being one of the best of the best. hope you’re enjoying the long weekend study free. you overcame a ton for L2… inspiring. time to dig deep for the last week and then FREEEEEDOOOOMMMM!
Barcelona VS manchester united
CLASSIC!!!
you guys i hope you all realize that this may very well (hopefully!) be our second to last friday night sacrificed at the altar of the CFAI gods snifff i’d feel nostalgic if i wasnt scared sh!tl3ss out of my wits!
zoya Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you guys > i hope you all realize that this may very well > (hopefully!) be our second to last friday night > sacrificed at the altar of the CFAI gods > > snifff > > i’d feel nostalgic if i wasnt scared sh!tl3ss > out of my wits! …from your mouth to god’s ears
This will be the last Memorial Day weekend I give up in order to study for any exam.
goodman2011 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Barcelona VS manchester united Better be a good match if I’m taking time off studying for it, although I kind of wish they could both lose. United are a main rival of my team (Arsenal), and Barcelona’s players are just a bunch of diving cocky f*cks. Yes they are unreal players and are incredibly entertaining, but I’m getting sick of all the Fabregas tapping up they do. Xavi especially. Although to be fair I’m sure Barca are annoyed with Arsenal for signing all of their juniors- i.e. Toral and Bellerin this week.
rofl. my favourite movie too.