Funniest Horror Story

this is an old posting from 2004. I love it. This year, level III, NYC I am waiting for the bathroom in this massive line about 10 minutes before the start of the exam. There is this guy panicked out of his mind in line ahead of me who I noticed for the previous half hour had been rocking back and forth in the corner of the lobby murmering his notes back to himself from memory…a real whackjob. Anyway, As I am standing in line with this guy in front of me he starts to sweat profusely and I can litterally hear this guys stomach rumbling…this is where he really freaks out. He starts pounding on the stall doors ( there were only 2) and, of course, no one is coming out so this ass clown drops his pants, hops up on the sink, and blows SH**T all over the sink! The most disgusting thing was the backspray all over this guy! He was COVERED in his own Sh**t. I am laughing my ass off but this guy didnt miss a beat, he rinses off his pants, throws his shirt in the trash and walks into the test wearing only his windbreaker and wet pants. I could hardly stop laughing to myself a full half hour into the test…I knew then I was going to be alright because at least I didn’t just blow ass chunks all over the bathroom…priceless.

I just laughed so hard for about 5 minutes. At work.

that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. on a different note about sh1tt1ng one’s pants - i am sure you have heard abotu the H1N1 virus. If the pandemic alert is raised to the next level - it is says that all public meetings of people should be separated by 6 feet. it will be interesting what CFA does - Knowing them they probably will ignore it and spread the pandemic as long as it doesnt affect their exam process

haha. This particular story seems to show up every year.


The followup was equally funny: Re: Worst CFA Experiences Posted by: hughj (IP Logged) [hide posts from this user] Date: August 12, 2004 02:29PM NYC this summer, I’ squirting lemon in my iced tea (for a little caffeine pick me up) right before I walk in to the exam center. Some of it squirts the wrong way, gets me in right in the eyes and I literally, can’t see a thing. I ask someone to help me get to the bathroom so I can rinse my eyes. I feel around for the sink, run the water and immerse my face in the sink, and to my horror, it’s full of sh**! I scramble to find a paper towel and the bin’s empty! At this point I go rummaging through the garbage in sheer hysterics to find anything to wipe my face, and to my relief I find a discarded shirt. I wipe my face as quickly as possible w/ the shirt, only to find I’m caking on more sh**, and now I can’t see again. I was totally confused until Cooper’s post put the pieces together for me. BTW I think I did ok in the morning session, afternoon was a little tough.,96821,880790#msg-880790

Haha. That’s friggin awesome

The Terminator/Shower Curtain post is still the classic exam time post.