I thought this job posting was hillarious. Job: # 55589-8 Company: Investment Bank Location Stamford, CT Details: Personal Assistant needed for high profile investment mogul’s wife. She needs high level executive personal assistant to manage her day to day personal affairs. Responsibilities will include (but not limited to): -Running errands as needed -Making personal appointments - running her schedule/daily calendar -Going to the house as necessary to organize her office, etc. -Intricate travel arrangements and creation of itineraries -Scheduling all vendors for the home maintenance -Helping to get visa’s for the nanny -Ordering gifts -Organizing large parties -Scheduling children’s activities (3 children under the age of 9) -Create and maintain filing system -Answering phones -Assisting the EA to Investment mogul (husband) as needed Requirements: -Must be proficient in Word, Excel, Outlook -Must have BBY experience (person will be carrying one) -Must type more than 55 wpm -Must have experience setting personal appointments -Must have experience with very intricate travel arrangements and creation of itineraries Person also needs to have pleasant demeanor, strong work ethic, excellent organizational skills, flexible schedule, sense of confidentiality and most importantly-ability to anticipate needs! Candidate must be polished, articulate, and have NO EGO. The candidate that will excel in this role will be incredibly resourceful and a team player. The person must have great energy, patience, great work ethic and someone who can ANTICIPATE needs. Position will be based mainly in the main office in Stamford most of the time. The residence is in Greenwich, so a car is a necessity. Hours: M-F 8:30am to 5:30pm or as needed for special events Salary: $60-$80k (DOE)
I think this has been posted before. Maybe the assistant didn’t last long? How old is this posting?
Good one, considering it was the 1st of April 
Work for an investment mogul? Does this experience qualify one for the charter?
im gonna apply for it.
See any job postings to be Tiger Woods’ caddy?
yup, i guess the wife is a real b*tch if they did not find anybody in 4month http://www.analystforum.com/phorums/read.php?1,619629,page=1
mrzerga Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yup, i guess the wife is a real b*tch if they did > not find anybody in 4month > > http://www.analystforum.com/phorums/read.php?1,619 > 629,page=1 Or the one they hired already jumped ship!
04/02/08 - CONSIDERED AND DECLINED
60 - 80 k to be somebody’s personal assistant …damn .!!! … I like this " and have NO EGO " …this is the best posting i have ever seen to be somebody’s byatch …
probably the wife is a MILF haha…
Guess that’s what happens when you crack down on immigration. These are the kind of jobs left for foreigners since Americans won’t do them.
Why is the company paying a salary for this? Shouldn’t the mogul have to fork over this for his personal life? What BS. You pay a guy seven figures and give his wife free labor.
Dare I ask what’s BBY experience.
Well it is either Blackberry or Best Buy. Or something I must be too inexperienced to know about.
I was assuming Blackberry but it would be funny if it was Best Buy. “Must stand in line on Black Friday to get sales bargins at Best Buy.”
It’s one of the less egregious executive perks I’ve seen. They should spin this into a reality show: Personal Assistants to the Hopelessly Spoiled. DanLieb Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why is the company paying a salary for this? > Shouldn’t the mogul have to fork over this for his > personal life? > What BS. You pay a guy seven figures and give his > wife free labor.
Wow, I guess Glocap will really take whatever work they can find. I guess Accenture’s staffing needs are full.
good laugh! He should first fire his wife and get someone smarter. She can’t do a damn thing, what does she do all day then? She does not take care of the house, not the children, probably cannot teach them either… just combing her hair, painting her face, going to the gym… maybe she is one of those who got paid $6000 an hour… Wouldn’t work for a boss as stupid as that who would have a wife as dumb as THAT!