Gods and Men...

CFA Level II
#1

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Since I’ve exited the womb, I have had one goal-CFA CHARTERHOLDER. I am sure that I can get laid if I could just hand a buxom beauty my business card reading “John Kimble, CFA.”

After demolishing level I without looking back, this goal is now in sight. Honestly, I feel bad for the lot of you. What bad luck you have, entering the arena the same time that I do… I’m going to massacre the curve, leaving the peons scraps. I predict a MPS of 75% this year due to my dominance.

Godspeed to you and your love ones, you will need it.

~BABBABOOEY OUT

#2

LOL

#3

You should open the conversations with the ladies with this post

#4

This would be even funnier if you don’t know your L1 result yet. Haha.

#5

You alone can cause the MPS going up to 75%?!?! I think OP must be a troll.

#6

Canadian calling someone a troll… OH THE IRONY

I got over 70% on all the sections for L1, it was childs play.

#7

p.s. Canadian, go back to being America’s hat

#8

What curve?..the cfai does not do that anymore

#9

You had me until the sig. Saying “babbabooey” hasn’t been funny in ten years, and Hoo Hoo hasn’t been funny in at least ten.

#10

You’re a funny guy - I like your writing style. That said, isn’t John Kimble the Arnold character from Kindergarten Cop?

I propose this as your AF pic:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3020590592/ch0010942

#11

BABBABOOEY should have used Art Vandelay from Seinfeld instead.

#12

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BABBABOOEY should have used Art Vandelay from Seinfeld instead.

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Ah yes, from Vandelay Industries…classic.

#13

I suggest mod would move this thread to the Water Cooler section. This thread is irrelevant to level 2 exam anyway.

#14

did you know ?

The Proto-Indo-European root of scythe is the word sek, meaning to cut, or to divide. Sek is also the root word of sickle, saw, schism, sex, and science.

#15

Bwahahaha…

#16

Too early in the season to succumb to illogical diatribe syndrome…