Greatest quotes ever

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#21

A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. -Charles Bukowski

I know this really sexy move you can do with your mouth. It’s called ‘shutting the fuck up. -Tucker Max

#22

That is a name I haven't heard in a long, long time - That is a name I haven't heard in a long, long time Obi Wan Kenobi Absolutes

#23

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” - Winston Churchill

#24

#25

And…PARTY ON DUDES!

-Abe Lincoln

#26
  1. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
  2. It doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home.
#27

Don’t believe everything you see on the Internet - George W Washington

#28

“Cretans always lie.”

– some Cretan

#29

Is that George Wentworth Washington, George Wilberforce Washington, or George Wyshawn Washington?

#30

Yes

#31

Whew!