Halloween: Madoff

I bit and bought the Madoff mask for Halloween this year. There is a huge B School vs. Law School Halloween bash with both schools gunning for the best costumes. I have the mask, now I’m wondering about the get up. 1. My sharp pinstripe suit? 2. Prison pinstripe (or orange jumpsuit)? What would make for the better costume?

Don’t forget your soap-on-a-rope.

Hmm… I think people would get the prison getup more than the pin stripes. From personal experience, wearing a nice suit to a costume party is a bad idea. You will regret it in the morning once you see the liquor and beer stains. Anyone who has turned on the tv twice in the last year should recognize Bernie’s face. Btw where did you find the Bernie mask?

iheartiheartmath Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don’t forget your soap-on-a-rope. +10!! I’m totally bringing it. They are all over ebay/amazon. A bit pricey, $35-45.

I was going to suggest a black raincoat and a hat from the Jackson Hole Ski Resort.

QuantJock_MBA Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > iheartiheartmath Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Don’t forget your soap-on-a-rope. > > +10!! I’m totally bringing it. > > They are all over ebay/amazon. A bit pricey, > $35-45. Soap on a rope? Lol go to CVS/Walgreens. PS. Most people my age wouldnt get it.

Suit, big ass bag of fake (or real depending on how you get down) blow, backpack full of money (again, fake or real depending on how you roll), and a couple young ladies dressed as escorts. Done.

^^ Rick James?

I’m doing the same thing… damn! but i’m planning on having some shredded paper and fake money coming out of my pockets. And I’m wearing a three piece pin stripe suite… not a nice one though I like the backpack full of money idea though… I might steal it.

I asked this jabroni yesterday at the store if they carried the Madoff mask, he just looked at me with this blank expression. Well, I guess you cant expect much from someone working a full-time job at a Halloween shop at the mall.

speaking of which, what percentage of chicks aged 18-26 will be dressed as Lady Gaga? I say about 60%

^^ I would say that has potential to be full of win, but figure 50% of chick dressed like so will be pretty nar-nar, so out of 100 girls dressing up 60 will be lady gaga and 30 wil be un-pumpabale. The remaining 40 girls will be play boy bunnies. I am going as the ballon boy or Bruno, not sure yet.

I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > speaking of which, what percentage of chicks aged > 18-26 will be dressed as Lady Gaga? I say about > 60% Whelp, guess I should change my costume then …

I am bringing a big a$$ bag of blow and dressing up as Wasserstein. “I am the Bruce Wasserstein’s ghost, b@*@&!”

^^^ too soon…

daviskr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > speaking of which, what percentage of chicks > aged > > 18-26 will be dressed as Lady Gaga? I say about > > 60% > > Whelp, guess I should change my costume then … I should have condensed the demographic to 18-26 white suburbian chicks in decent to above average shape, no fatties can rock the getup.

I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I should have condensed the demographic to 18-26 > white suburbian chicks in decent to above average > shape, no fatties can rock the getup. No fatties SHOULD rock the get up. I think this is the sad sad sad truth.

I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > daviskr Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > speaking of which, what percentage of chicks > > aged > > > 18-26 will be dressed as Lady Gaga? I say > about > > > 60% > > > > Whelp, guess I should change my costume then > … > > > I should have condensed the demographic to 18-26 > white suburbian chicks in decent to above average > shape, no fatties can rock the getup. So you wouldn’t want to see fatties rocking this look of hers? http://egyptsaidso.com/files/2009/04/lady-gaga-ass-02.jpg

daviskr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > daviskr Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > speaking of which, what percentage of > chicks > > > aged > > > > 18-26 will be dressed as Lady Gaga? I say > > about > > > > 60% > > > > > > Whelp, guess I should change my costume then > > … > > > > > > I should have condensed the demographic to > 18-26 > > white suburbian chicks in decent to above > average > > shape, no fatties can rock the getup. > > So you wouldn’t want to see fatties rocking this > look of hers? > > http://egyptsaidso.com/files/2009/04/lady-gaga-ass > -02.jpg NSFW Warning Ma’am!!

I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > NSFW Warning Ma’am!! LOL … I figured the pic name gave it away!!! btw - What’s with the ma’am? I thought this was reserved for mom’s and grandmothers …