Hmm... I have a feeling I got owned...

So yesterday, I went to sleep before my wife. I was sleeping on one half of the bed and the cat was sleeping on the other half of the bed (where my wife normally sleeps). When I woke up, I realized that my wife had pushed me aside and was sleeping on my side of the bed. She didn’t want to disturb the cat.

i hear things like this are typical when you get married. as long as you let the cat ride shotgun while you wife gets the backseat, you can call it even.

cats go in the dumpster

You didn’t notice getting pushed across the bed? I wonder what else she does to you while you’re sleeping that you don’t notice.

I think you’re putting the pus sy on a pedestal. Time to nut up or shut up.

cats are delicious

ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think you’re putting the pus sy on a pedestal. > > Time to nut up or shut up. Troof.

Andrew3032 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > cats are delicious cat shishkebabs anyone?

ohai, i know a guy. just give me the word, no one has to know…