Proctor must have read your RVPI number and determined the J curve was extended
Maybe she wanted to be in the long position of a butterfly spread?
With all that volatility should have gone long with the straddle.
Should have told her that you were interested in her commodities and would have liked to engage in a little reverse contango.
You could have told her you were bullish and wanted to go long into her covered call.
Should have offered her long puts increasing her deep in the money gamma as she reached her strike price.
boys will be boys
Did you find out the dirty price for the bond(age)? 
what kind of services was she offering for your soft dollar?
Freaking awesome thread … Best by Far !!!
This might be the best one so far. Lol.
Looks like her interest rates are high; resulting in higher performance. But be careful of your balance sheet
OP was just delusional… screenname explains it all…
Quick update, I did end up taking her up taking her out. Spreads were tight but definitely widened eventually.
Come on tell us more…
How about your upward sloping supply curve and her elasticity of demand; did you guys find the equilibrium?