holy shit. . . what a painful image! okiew5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Level 1: Drinking a glass of milk > Level 2: > http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/06/20/south.a > frica.female.condom/index.html
iteracom Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > CPAbeatsCFA Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ^ to above > > > > “top 3 business school” means youre the 2nd > best > > loser…congratulations! > > > > if you went to a “top 3 business school” and > have > > to take the CFA…that means you’re probably > not > > that good. people take the cfa bc they d*icked > > around in HS and didnt get into a good school > and > > are paying for it now. > > You are a complete and utter faggot. You have no > clue who I am and where I’m working now. I’m in > asset management at a bulge bracket. It’s exactly > faggots like you that turn people away from these > forums. So shut your face, and I hope you fail the > CFA, since everyone already knows you failed at > life. by “in asset management” you mean managing your collection of GI Joes that you’re going to list on ebay? if you were as important as you say you would be working at a real bank, not a bulge bracket!!!
For those bright eyed Level 1 passers, here is what lies ahead. Congrats on passing the first exam, now pull down your pants and run backwards through a corn field.
Same crap, different flavour.
Level 2 may be harder but it’s not like what you guys are boasting it to be. Nothing you can’t do if you study.
Thanks guys for your input :). I am sure it will be a lot harder (it has to be) and we all are looking forward to it just as “Those of you passed” did.
dbfinley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Level I: Blowjob from Bar Rafaeli > > Level II: Rimjob behind bars without jelly That is awesome
To give you an idea… Level 1: Scoring with a fat bird Level 2: Getting raped by a 220lb tramp
These guys are obviously joking, level 2 is much tougher than level 1 without a doubt. However, it’s definitely very doable, personally the reason I think most people find it difficult is just all about all of the materials covered in level 2 are to the candidates, whereas level 1 is more of a comprehensive review for things you already learned at one time.
Level 1: 40 days at the playboy mansion Level 2: 40 years in a Thai prison after being found with cocaine up your @55
Easiest comparison, is L2 is L1 on steroids.
L1 = splling a can of oil in your garage L2 = BP
L1 is like going out with a super hot girl you just met and she thinks you’re the best looking, funniest guy on the face of the earth. L2 is like your wife finding out you’ve been going out with a super hot girl who thinks you’re the best looking, funniest guy on the face of the earth.
L1 is like amateur badminton L2 is like professional clay court lawn tennis.
dubpg47 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > L1 is like going out with a super hot girl you > just met and she thinks you’re the best looking, > funniest guy on the face of the earth. > > L2 is like your wife finding out you’ve been going > out with a super hot girl who thinks you’re the > best looking, funniest guy on the face of the > earth. +30
level 1 - major league soccer. level 2 - english premier league.
Level 1 - Paper Cut Level 2 - Two Paper Cuts
no shit
1 - 2 girls 2 - 2 girls one cup
Hank Scorpio Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Level 1 - Paper Cut > Level 2 - Two Paper Cuts Level 1 - Paper Cut Level 2 - Paper Cut down your entire urethra