Q: How does a Polish guy commit suicide?
A: On live TV. Except, he misses.
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/world/2012/01/11/clancy-poland-prosecutor-shot.cnn
That’s awful.
But he’s fine?
A Pole came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting “honey I’m home!” What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. “Don’t laugh!” he screams. “You’re next!”
hahahaha!
is that a recycled blonde joke?
I would just die of shame if that happened to me.
Should have used hollow points…
He should have taken the presidential airplane on a business trip to Russia.