How Many Feminists Does It Take To Screw In a Light Bulb?

How Many Feminists Does It Take To Screw In a Light Bulb?

One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”, one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

It just turned Friday in India. Let’s have some jokes people.

Who cares, why is she not making me a sandwich?

What happened to SheFA?

Hahahaha! CFAvsMBA, I loved that question you asked Obama in the debate the other night. Respect! [video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H78e4Yf5uQA]

^ Which question are you referring to?

^ he clearly believes that you are 20 year-old Jeremy Epstein. I liked your tie, but found it a little disrespectful that you only looked at President Obama while you were asking your question despite the fact that it was supposed to be directed to Mitt first.

^ Respect. This whole election is one big soap opra. I don’t like how Obama plays cool like he’s Denzel or some shit. STFU and run the nation.

Two really tiny flexible ones, if they scissor.

Feminist don’t change lightbulbs, they tell the lightbulbs to accept themselves as they are.

Is 20 year old Jeremy the Joe the Plumber of 2012?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3j_HPeb8Gg

Please reassure his parents.

Lamb Vindaloo, you forgot about the one who wishes she was the socket, no?

Statstically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner.

Reminds me of the title of a PJ O’Rourke book ‘Don’t vote,it only encourages the bastards’. :slight_smile:

I think she couldn’t accept the truth. Also, a couple of jokes here and there didn’t help to keep her around. To her credit though, her handle was sexy.

I Love this

http://www.randomfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/r-money.jpg

Loving this thread, and CFAvsMBA has achieved demigod like status.