No, I can’t come out tonight. I have to stay in and study for my test.
*waves hand*
i’m beyond that stage… after having told this few times already, friends are not calling me ne more 
… good thing is i don’t have to repeat this… tell them a couple of times more …
tell me about it…
i have no friends. I sit at home and take big dumps while reading CFA material.
Not me… I’ll come home and crank it out for 4 hours on Friday, then join my friends at the bar around 11-12pm… then on Saturday, I’ll crank it out for 6 to 8 hours, and join my friends at 10-11pm. If there’s a BBQ in the afternoon around 3pm, I’ll bust ass from 8am to 1:30pm. I usually work 50 - 60 hours/week. That being said, I’m totally going to be a hermit for the last two weeks.
Damn it guys!! My friend wrote that above (seriously). Sitting beside me… arg!
TheAliMan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i have no friends. I sit at home and take big > dumps while reading CFA material. I’d be careful with that strategy, Ali. I hear that taking the exam in the same mental state as you studied is critical for optimal performance. I pray things don’t get messy for you (or the candidate sitting next to you) on test day.
Thats how Ali passed L1 . . . he said he could only remember critical formulas on the john. So when he got stuck on a problem in the middle of test day, he would run to go take another dump, mid-exam to recall key information.
I’m going to take a dump during the exam then use the poo to fill in the bubbles of my scantron instead of using a pen.
You SAID No. 2 pencil
^^ LOL
I am never leaving my laptop without a password lock again…
I copied this from an old post…was this you Ali? I am waiting for the bathroom in this massive line > about 10 minutes before the start of the exam. > There is this guy panicked out of his mind in line > ahead of me who I noticed for the previous half > hour had been rocking back and forth in the corner > of the lobby murmering his notes back to himself > from memory…a real whackjob. > > Anyway, As I am standing in line with this guy in > front of me he starts to sweat profusely and I can > litterally hear this guys stomach rumbling…this > is where he really freaks out. He starts pounding > on the stall doors ( there were only 2) and, of > course, no one is coming out so this ass clown > drops his pants, hops up on the sink, and blows > SH**T all over the sink! The most disgusting thing > was the backspray all over this guy! He was > COVERED in his own Sh**t. I am laughing my ass off > but this guy didnt miss a beat, he rinses off his > pants, throws his shirt in the trash and walks > into the test wearing only his windbreaker and wet > pants. > > I could hardly stop laughing to myself a full half > hour into the test…I knew then I was going to be > alright because at least I didn’t just blow ass > chunks all over the bathroom…priceless. > > > > Post Edited (Thursday, August 12 @ 1:50 pm)
charu_mulye Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i’m beyond that stage… after having told this > few times already, friends are not calling me ne > more … good thing is i don’t have to repeat > this… > > tell them a couple of times more … My phone never rings anymore either. Not even drunk texts on the weekends…sigh.
TheAliMan, that is hilarious! Thanks for the much-needed laugh - LOL!