How to know results in advance, want to see them right now!!

CFA Level II
#1

Thoughts?

#2

get really really intoxicated so that you wake up on tuesday at 9am.

#3

Between now and Tuesday morning make up 100,000 names and put them into Excel. Then randomly draw 35% of the names into another Excel sheet that you name “Pass”. Check to see if your name is there. Then repeat this over and over. This will keep you busy until Tuesday when you get the results, and keep you from asking questions like the one above. Go do it.

#4

OR you can pretend like they released the results LAST Tuesday and you passed. In a few months just try to register for LIII. If they don’t let you, then write a very angry e-mail to them stating that you had in fact passed and you can’t figure out why the site has a glitch.

#5

monte carlo