How would this even work?

“‘Masturbators’ hands will get pregnant’”

“Muslim televangelist warns followers that if they touch themselves, their hands will have babies in heaven”!

Founder of No Fap takes his promotional material to extreme levels.

Maybe it happens like this:


This reminds me of the last episode of VICE and all the crap American missionaries are pulling in Africa. It’s pretty disturbing.

when will people wake up and realize these religious nuts are nothing but psychopaths?

If I touch lots and lots of gold, will my hands produce gold?

The closer you are to the money, the more of it you make.

Just ask the bankers.

Yes, but the gold is in heaven.