I am in someone's house for Christmas and found a 12 inch ruler in the bathroom

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#21

I’m not actually sure what you’re implying, but I’m turned on anyway.

Sidebar: Isn’t it funny that us guys spend puberty wishing for a gigantic dick only to find out that huge penises are horribly scary for most women and a big turn off. All this time we should have been wishing for average length and slightly above average girth.

#22

I almost want to know what you thought I was implying…

Always the best course of action :slight_smile:

#23

Surely everything in CvM’s shower is caked in shite…

#24

so she uses it for scale? Surely that’s killed a few hard ons

#25

It’s for the guy’s butt.

#26

yeah you have to fold it in half when going #2 or else it’s like putting a garden hose under the water level … the crap water level

#27

This Thread Just Took Turn for the Douche!

#28

Ok, this thread has reached its natural life span and is now dead. It was a good run.

#29

Watch C vs M bump this thread next Christmas.

#30

In my early 20s I had a roommate who packed 11 inches. Besides showing it off every chance he got, he was always bragging about tearing chicks apart…literally.

#31

I read this and it helped me cope with the challenges of needing to keep a tape measure in my bathroom (12" ruler not sufficient).

http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations-ebook/dp/B00JNPF5BC/ref=sr_1_11?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1420429404&sr=1-11&keywords=penis+book

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

#32

Maybe next year Ohai will find that book in the host’s personal library

#33

Or they could just ask a woman who lives with her husband or boyfriend…