I am in someone's house for Christmas and found a 12 inch ruler in the bathroom

Water Cooler
#1

There is only one reason why this would be here…

#2

Geometry?

#3

a real BSD would mark his own penis length on it and put it back where he found it.

#4

A friend of mine purchased a 10’ dildo to cool down unreasonable claims

#5

Ten feet is pretty big

#6

+1

#7

Hahahaha !

#8

A real BSD would need more than a 12" ruler… for example, I think standard procedure for BSDs is to keep a tape measure in your bathroom.

#9

haha yeah if you’re Jonah Falcon

#10

At least it wasn’t found in the shower at CvM’s place…

#11

#12

Wendy is lovin this thread

#13

We’ll, I can’t say that for sure. Who knows, maybe CvM is actually a white guy living in NJ.

#14

What do you mean you’re in someone’s house? You don’t know who’s house you are in? Also, I trust you made a quick trip to a hardware store to acquire a hacksaw to leave next to said ruler.

Do you know how I make my BSD 10 inches long?

I fold it in half.

#15

If I understand this correctly, OP finds himself in a random house for Christmas, heads to the bathroom, finds a 12 inch ruler while there and then decides right then and there to take out his phone and post this finding on AF?

#16

10:52pm on Christmas Eve…

#17

Only possible answer . . . Ohai is another vcfah^2 troll! No wonder he stays so calm – he puts all the non-calm stuff under other aliases. Genius

#18

Only possible answer . . . Ohai is another vcfah^2 troll! No wonder he stays so calm – he puts all the non-calm stuff under other aliases. Genius

#19

“I am in someone’s house for Christmas and found a 12 inch ruler in the bathroom”

To OP,

Was that someone male or female??Ruler in bathroom can be useful for both but in different ways…

#20

Congratulations for the weirdest AF comment of 2014.