I declare victory over numi

Water Cooler
#1

It’s Friday afternoon, I’m about to head home, and with this post I pass numi to secure a spot in the top 10. Sights now set on JDV (no catching Greenie methinks).

I should at least provide something constructive for this momentous occasion. So, please do yourself a favor (your SO will appreciate it too) and visit the link below, browse around, and purchase a damn bidet!

https://www.bidetsplus.com/

#2

Welcome to page 1 of the leader board.

#3

Where has that Jew been? Yom Kippur and Atonement are long over.

#4

I should attain page 3 by the end of the year.

#5

Congrats on getting into the top 10.