I don’t trust people who don’t drink coffee...

[el_macca17]

^Only way to taste the tears of the poor Colombian farmers as they trade the future fertility of their soil for sweet pesos americanos.

[Imperfect_hedge]

@krnyc2008

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

Tea is acceptable, because you can get it where I’m going for coffee and we’re sharing the hot drink thing.

Agree. That’s why I’ll never understand the iced coffee drinkers

I’ll never understand the iced coffee drinkers in the winter. The guy standing next to me on the platform this morning drinking an iced coffee in 20 degree weather was bonkers.

[Griingo]

@Nerdyblop

i mix red bull and monster all the time with my alcohol. whats wrong with that?

exactly

[ltj]

@Imperfect_hedge

@krnyc2008

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

Tea is acceptable, because you can get it where I’m going for coffee and we’re sharing the hot drink thing.

Agree. That’s why I’ll never understand the iced coffee drinkers

I’ll never understand the iced coffee drinkers in the winter. The guy standing next to me on the platform this morning drinking an iced coffee in 20 degree weather was bonkers.

I drink iced coffee in the winter, not sure about while outside though. Most places seem to overcompensate for it being cold outside by pumping up the heat inside to ungodly levels. The Boston trains are a hellscape from December-March. Then again I may just be unusually warm blooded, the girl next to me shivers and wears a shawl every day.

[igor555]

gave up coffee 3 years ago. one of the best decisions i ever made.

[krnyc2008]

@ltj

@Imperfect_hedge

@krnyc2008

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

Tea is acceptable, because you can get it where I’m going for coffee and we’re sharing the hot drink thing.

Agree. That’s why I’ll never understand the iced coffee drinkers

I’ll never understand the iced coffee drinkers in the winter. The guy standing next to me on the platform this morning drinking an iced coffee in 20 degree weather was bonkers.

I drink iced coffee in the winter, not sure about while outside though. Most places seem to overcompensate for it being cold outside by pumping up the heat inside to ungodly levels. The Boston trains are a hellscape from December-March. Then again I may just be unusually warm blooded, the girl next to me shivers and wears a shawl every day.

I am the opposite. I am always cold and will drink hot coffee in 90 degree weather

[ohai]

Connecting with someone over coffee is similar, although usually less potent than using other substances, i.e. alcohol or smoking. If you share a smoke with someone, you’re their friend right away (or so I am told).

I wouldn’t say I don’t trust non-coffee drinkers. I try to drink less coffee myself for health reasons. You know who I don’t trust? People who don’t pee before leaving the office - if they do not consider emergencies, how can you rely on them in hard times?

[birdman12345]

@Griingo

I used to be an 8 cups a day man, then I quit for 18 months and now I have maybe 1 cup every other day. Not drinking any coffee definitely presents a challenge for social engagement and networking in the US. Your only credible option is a tea. Decaf coffee is ridiculous and you don’t want to be the guy that got a hot chocolate.

The one thing I will say, I have met a fair few people who don’t drink any coffee and they tend to be very high energy individuals. I definitely find my energy levels are way higher when I don’t drink any coffee at all.

I also don’t get why Americans are so big on ‘soda’ and energy drinks. If you’re over 25 and you drink red bull/ monster etc you need to have a long hard look at yourself.

You got a problem with hot chocolate bro? Need those 500 calories for bulking

[el_macca17]

^For that reason alone I always ask people getting on my elevator if they’ve emptied their bladders in the last 15minutes. No way you’re peeing on my shoes if the elevator gets stuck.

[hashtag]

@goes_to_eleven

20 years ago in a breakfast meeting trying to close deal on new client. Waitress comes by and asks if I would like any coffee. Yes, please. “Any cream or sugar?” “No thanks, just black for me.” Potential client looks me straight in the eye and says, “I like a man who drinks black coffee.” Deal closed in 20 minutes.

Could it have been this girl?..

#Airplane

[igor555]

i dont trust people that dont wear a belt with pants

[ohai]

Indeed. Why are they so eager to remove their pants? Can they be trusted in a room with you, or will you be Harvey Weinstein’d?

[igor555]

prob a brit or something

[Flashback]

You know what coffee is? American coffee is not a coffee. Lol!

[frankybarnes]

@igor555

i dont trust people that dont wear a belt with pants

What about wearing braces. When I lived on Dick Turpin Lane (in the London), they were the rave

[ohai]

Is that the guy who does the “I’m the only gay in the village” skit?

[breadmaker]

http://sansabelt.com/en/

Authentic SANSABELT slacks have “SANSABELT” stamped in the inner webbed waistband. Accept no imitations.

[Destroyer_of_Worlds]

@frankybarnes

@igor555

i dont trust people that dont wear a belt with pants

What about wearing braces. When I lived on Dick Turpin Lane (in the London), they were the rave

Dick Turpin just sounds like an activity I don’t want to be involved with, and I don’t even know what it is…

[rawraw]

I do not drink but I still take the walk

[Griingo]

The suit trousers no belt thing is creepy as fuck to be fair. Its definitely it a British thing, usually skinny annoying old money city boys

still better than the suits that are 2 sizes too big, the t shirt under the shirt look, the fleece vest, slacks with polos tucked in etc etc.