I don't think it's physically possible to wear this and not be a serial rapist

Found this on the internet today. I don’t have anything else to say other than what is stated above.


That is probably the creepiest costume I have ever seen.

Haha, the reviews are great:


  • Authentic Looking
  • Fits Well
  • Lots of Fun


  • Incomplete
  • Needs A Mouth Hole
  • Needs Real Fur


  • Friday Nightwatch Wear
  • Hangin Out With My Bros
  • Just For Fun
  • Wear To School/Work

I like to wear this when I work in my woodshop. It is also useful for jogging, my neighbors’ dogs love it! Sometimes I use it to sneak up on people. Whether smoking a Chicken or a fine pipe, this is the costume for you.

“Hanging out with my bros”???

Who are those people???

It also appears to lack a hole for your man-parts, which could be problematic for a rapist. Still very good for scaring the crap out of random people on the street though. If it were a bit cheaper, I might buy one and just walk around town in it every now and then.

I guess it’s basically a full bodysuit like elite runners wear, so would be kind of cool to see someone wearing one at a major track meet.