DTB ASAP then pump and dump all those barely legal slants until your wang falls off. I’m looking forward to stories of Pokhim and DerpyPlop’s exploits fingercuffing flip chicks at da clubz.
Yeah, she seems like the type of lady who will claim pregs or rape if you dump her, boil your pet bunny and stalk your family once you move to the suburbs. I sort of wish you would do it so you can post the story here, but look, we all know that’s a bad idea.
Also, you know if you reject her, she’s going to go around banging office guys to spite you. Good times.
I have stories right now. I did a pump and dump before and this crazy chick who was into voodoo sent me pics of dolls getting stabbed, saying this is you. I lulz
Upside is limited to a short thrill while downside is devastating. Don’t do it man. Someone else on here said it, get a hooker if you’re that frustrated.
Also, drop the coke at work events. That’s just dumb.
“Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?”
“Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone’s car, buttoning her blouse. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouching behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?”
You’ll have to translate that reply for me. At any rate, if it’s so soon and you are having these issues I suspect you probably should really consider if this is the right person before having a kid. That makes it infinitely more complex and emotional
With this preggers thing, you should go in with your eye open and know to expect at least couple months of not getting any from your wife (maybe pre pregenancy and definitely post pregenancy).
Can you resist the temptation during that period of time? Really something to think about before you bring a child into this world.
If you’re going to cheat on your wife (possibly nullifying any prenuptual agreements and earning her a lot of sympathy in the eyes of the judge, all while destroying your life, her life, your future children’s life, and earning you the disgust of your friends, family, and coworkers), then the best thing you can possibly do is to post about it on an internet forum that she probably knows about, and can look at anytime from anywhere in the world that has internet access.