So you’re saying I should have married a hedge fund titan and hoped he cheated on me with a ballerina?
dude your relationship with your wife is one thing, but your career is another. I am a firm believer of not sh*tting where I eat, stay away. Not to mention you have a clear case of grass is always greener, when you are divorced and depressed and posting on here drunk at 3am bored and sad I think we will all point to this and be like… well we told you.
There is no way you & a 21 year old is worthwhile. Maybe for a few hours minutes, sure, but after that there is no good that can come of it. Imagine possibly losing your job for porking some chick at work if she goes psycho (which she has already clearly demonstrated the crazy eyes to us by 1. having interest in you and 2. texting you all the time when she obviously knows you are with your wife, this lady loves drama and if wont change if you get with her. I suggest you crank one out in the bathroom before you go out tonight homie)
I also agree with the others, quit the blow with coworkers. Its a bad look, save it for friends.
hit up the gym
buy wifey small flower, like a tiny $5 flower in a pot from the store that’s cute. You don’t wanna go big because sometimes big flowers mean ‘I f’ed up’
you could get a piece of chocolate from Godiva or something - you know what she likes, just focus on little things
dont buy her gifts, she will know something is up.
i recommend you take her on a vacation somewhere nice.
spend time together
Guys you’re all missing the point. don’t you remember the spirit of the election, when everyone just wanted Trump to win in order for him to just burn everything down? Well we’re getting another chance at that, but with a MO indian dude instead!
deny till u die.
But she caught me on the counter (Wasn’t me) Saw me banging on the sofa (Wasn’t me) I even had her in the shower (Wasn’t me) She even caught me on camera (Wasn’t me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (Wasn’t me) Here’s the words that I told her (Wasn’t me) As the screams get louder (Wasn’t me)
ohh yeah shaggy 
^haha actually thats a good idea
take her karaoke. sing her this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IhaNVkwq_s
a good offense is a good defense
Bright lights, fancy restaurants Everything in this world that a man could want Got a bank account bigger than the law should allow Still I’m lonely now Pretty faces from the covers of the magazines From their covers to my covers wanna lay with me Fame and fortune still can’t find Just a grown man runnin’ out of time Even though it seems I have everything I don’t wanna be a lonely fool All of the women, all the expensive cars All of the money don’t amount to you So I can make believe I have everything But I can’t pretend that I don’t see That without you girl my life is incomplete Said without you girl ahh Listen
F - u man. I aint no indian…
I’m half paki half english
update guys:
So we all went out last night, probably about 15 of us, MD’s, SVPs all the way down to the lowley analyst. We went for drinks and a game of darts at a cool / trendy bar. She got super crunk, super quick, like necking 4 glass of wine… she was all over the place. She was wearing some red dress, without tights on and her long fine legs were on show - the type of legs you want to wear as a scarf.
For some dumb reason I tell her how fine she is and bring up everything that happened on Friday - her laying it on me, opening her gash for me, and us doing lines. She was like ‘yeah, was i saying naughty stuff to you?’ I said ‘yeah, you wanted to f u ck me, i told you i wanted to smash ur Asian poon till it juiced’ then she tells me she’s never squirted before…yep… i know.
Damn this girl is something else. I’ve met girls like this before…many of them. But never at work and not since I’ve been married. I’ve banged nearly 100 women in my time and this is one of those that just wants it…
So she says i’m super handsome (which is true) and she’s been distracted at work all day thinking about me. I tell her that she only wants me coz it’s something she can’t have, but she says tells ‘when i want something, i get it’ and ‘it’s more fun trying to get with a married man, i want it more’…
So by this point i’m showing people funny whatsapp videos, one of a dude who does the slut drop in his suit and his cock and balls fall out. Most people find it funny. I have another beer, chat to some other people and make my way home… consider going to brothel and strip club but decide not to, just head home, watch mindhunter and churn one out to asian porn. The mrs isnt home yet as she’s out out…
I get in this morning… there she is… yawning, like dying in her desk… wearing exactly the same clothes as last night… she apparently stayed at “her friend’s” how last night…
Damn… this girl is volatile and batshit crazy. I like it , but i hate it. In fact i wish she was never around and i never met her and i could just crack on with my job in peace, hit the gym, cook in my nice kitchen and live a peaceful life, i’m pushing for promo next year… and that US$200k so i need it…She’s exciting and new… but a major distraction to the bigger picture.
I have read all your posts guys. I appreciate all the guidance.
I love you all.
Lol at username!!!
depends dude… I get 3gs for 160… but normally 1 is 60.
This reminds me of threads on pick up artist forums lol
You’re on a pick up artist forum?
Ban this bhenchad. How is this injun keep getting access to this website stl
“Dear hustler, I never thought this would happen to me but…”
A former life
I can’t believe no one’s considered that pokhim might be in an arranged marriage? If that’s the case then all bets are off.
youre a mess dude
nah… not arranged. It was a legit love marriage