I need ur help please!

[pokhim]

@Gorabehenchod

Arranged marriage is a choice, you don’t really say yes unless you are attracted to them on some level or they have a ton of money.

Not an excuse.

Pok bra, get a divorce and go all out a la coke and hos or get your fking shit together. First gringo now you, wtf is going on

yeah… i’m getting it together. i’m a twat…

I am getting it together

I am getting it together

I am getting it together

I am getting it together

ARGHAHAHAH

[AbrahamIsaac]

Yeah but pokhim has never gone yellow . He’s gotta try it at least once

[pokhim]

@AbrahamIsaac

Yeah but pokhim has never gone yellow . He’s gotta try it at least once

Yes… this is what i was initally feeling… but now i’m realising it’s a really bad idea.

I’m gonna steer way way clear of her. Try hang out with some other people now…

[birdman12345]

@pokhim

@AbrahamIsaac

Yeah but pokhim has never gone yellow . He’s gotta try it at least once

Yes… this is what i was initally feeling… but now i’m realising it’s a really bad idea.

I’m gonna steer way way clear of her. Try hang out with some other people now…

Come on man… go for it… you know you want to…

[GorillaNerd]

i am going to sf on an arranged date cuz our daddies are bffs. but ultimately we cant be forced to get married. im totally down for an arranged marriage though cuz shes hot and rich. the chick prolly thinks the set up is weird. lol. funny thing is, she saw my snap last week with a chick. lol so if i get called out, do i say oh that, no worries, ish a side chick.

[birdman12345]

That would go over really well, nerdy. She’d love that.

[Isaiah_53_5]

@pokhim

update guys:

So we all went out last night, probably about 15 of us, MD’s, SVPs all the way down to the lowley analyst. We went for drinks and a game of darts at a cool / trendy bar. She got super crunk, super quick, like necking 4 glass of wine… she was all over the place. She was wearing some red dress, without tights on and her long fine legs were on show - the type of legs you want to wear as a scarf.

For some dumb reason I tell her how fine she is and bring up everything that happened on Friday - her laying it on me, opening her gash for me, and us doing lines. She was like ‘yeah, was i saying naughty stuff to you?’ I said ‘yeah, you wanted to f u ck me, i told you i wanted to smash ur Asian poon till it juiced’ then she tells me she’s never squirted before…yep… i know.

Damn this girl is something else. I’ve met girls like this before…many of them. But never at work and not since I’ve been married. I’ve banged nearly 100 women in my time and this is one of those that just wants it…

So she says i’m super handsome (which is true) and she’s been distracted at work all day thinking about me. I tell her that she only wants me coz it’s something she can’t have, but she says tells ‘when i want something, i get it’ and ‘it’s more fun trying to get with a married man, i want it more’…

So by this point i’m showing people funny whatsapp videos, one of a dude who does the slut drop in his suit and his c ock and balls fall out. Most people find it funny. I have another beer, chat to some other people and make my way home… consider going to brothel and strip club but decide not to, just head home, watch mindhunter and churn one out to asian porn. The mrs isnt home yet as she’s out out…

I get in this morning… there she is… yawning, like dying in her desk… wearing exactly the same clothes as last night… she apparently stayed at “her friend’s” how last night…

Damn… this girl is volatile and batsh i t crazy. I like it , but i hate it. In fact i wish she was never around and i never met her and i could just crack on with my job in peace, hit the gym, cook in my nice kitchen and live a peaceful life, i’m pushing for promo next year… and that US$200k so i need it…She’s exciting and new… but a major distraction to the bigger picture.

I have read all your posts guys. I appreciate all the guidance.

I love you all.

i don’t see this ending up well in any way

[birdman12345]

Pokhim, question. You know that “juicing,” otherwise known as “squirting” is just pee, right?

[Isaiah_53_5]

[Isaiah_53_5]

@birdman12345

Pokhim, question. You know that “juicing,” otherwise known as “squirting” is just pee, right?

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2295/female-ejaculation/

What research has been done on the fluid?

There still hasn’t been enough research on the fluid (ejaculate) – partly because it’s difficult to obtain adequate supplies of it for investigation. Also, large scientific funds tend to be available for life-threatening diseases rather than for sexual problems!

However, recent research suggests that perhaps the ejaculate is an alkaline liquid that isn’t like urine, because it doesn’t contain urea or creatinine, which are normal urinary constituents. The fluid tends to be clear coloured and allegedly doesn’t stain bedclothes yellow.

Researchers have claimed that it contains some chemical ingredients similar to those produced by the male prostate – notably PSA (prostate-specific antigen). It is also said to contain two sugars: glucose and fructose.

Since 2000, an increasing number of researchers have suggested the liquid may be the secretion of Skene’s glands (the paraurethral glands). These are tiny structures which lie around the female urethra (the urinary pipe).

In 2007, Viennese researcher Dr Florian Wimpissinger published an important study on two women who habitually ejaculated. (Incidentally, this surname is not some sort of joke. Dr Wimpissinger genuinely is a well-known urologist in Vienna.) He and his colleagues found that the ejaculate from these two females was chemically different from that of their urine.

In particular, it contained more prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), more prostate-specific antigen (PSA), and also some glucose.

[birdman12345]

Critics have maintained that ejaculation is either stress incontinence or vaginal lubrication. Research in this area has concentrated almost exclusively on attempts to prove that the ejaculate is not urine,^[49][50] measuring substances such as urea, creatinine, prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), prostate specific antigen (PSA),^[7]glucose and fructose^[51] levels. Early work was contradictory; the initial study on one woman by Addiego and colleagues reported in 1981,^[30] could not be confirmed in a subsequent study on 11 women in 1983,^[52] but was confirmed in another 7 women in 1984.^[53] In 1985 a different group studied 27 women, and found only urine,^[54]suggesting that results depend critically on the methods used.^{[citation needed]}

A 2007 study on two women involved ultrasound, endoscopy, and biochemical analysis of fluid. The ejaculate was compared to pre-orgasmic urine from the same woman, and also to published data on male ejaculate. In both women, higher levels of PSA, PAP, and glucose but lower levels of creatinine were found in the ejaculate than the urine. PSA levels were comparable to those in males.^[6]

Ultrasounds from a 2014 study, involving seven women who reported recurring massive fluid emission during sexual arousal, confirmed thorough bladder emptiness before stimulation, noticeable bladder filling before squirting and demonstrated that the bladder had again been emptied after squirting. Although small amounts of prostatic secretions are present in the emitted fluid, the study suggests that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.^[55]

^{Its urine, bro}

[ohai]

Assuming these details are legit, how is this person still employed at your company? She’s getting wasted, coking up, coming in to the office as a mess, and spraying all over coworkers. Or is this just part of “corporate culture” there?

[Isaiah_53_5]

@ohai

Assuming these details are legit, how is this person still employed at your company? She’s getting wasted, coking up, coming in to the office as a mess, and spraying all over coworkers. Or is this just part of “corporate culture” there?

spraying all over coworkers - like claiming her territory?

[pokhim]

@ohai

Assuming these details are legit, how is this person still employed at your company? She’s getting wasted, coking up, coming in to the office as a mess, and spraying all over coworkers. Or is this just part of “corporate culture” there?

For real. She’s only been around for a few months… she’s fresh outta uni. Big cheeses don’t know how volatile she is yet. I’ve seen lots of people get fired here and there…she could do too… if she really screws it up. I reckon that could be xmas party time… people always get chopped after the xmas party…

[pokhim]

@birdman12345

Pokhim, question. You know that “juicing,” otherwise known as “squirting” is just pee, right?

i dnt thnk so dude. i’ve had women pee on me and squirt on me and it tastes different… no jk.

[AbrahamIsaac]

Pokhim pm me bro . I need to see this freak

[Isaiah_53_5]

@pokhim

@ohai

Assuming these details are legit, how is this person still employed at your company? She’s getting wasted, coking up, coming in to the office as a mess, and spraying all over coworkers. Or is this just part of “corporate culture” there?

For real. She’s only been around for a few months… she’s fresh outta uni. Big cheeses don’t know how volatile she is yet. I’ve seen lots of people get fired here and there…she could do too… if she really screws it up. I reckon that could be xmas party time… people always get chopped after the xmas party…

her quitting/getting fired is probably the best case situation here

[pokhim]

@Isaiah\_53\_5

@pokhim

@ohai

Assuming these details are legit, how is this person still employed at your company? She’s getting wasted, coking up, coming in to the office as a mess, and spraying all over coworkers. Or is this just part of “corporate culture” there?

For real. She’s only been around for a few months… she’s fresh outta uni. Big cheeses don’t know how volatile she is yet. I’ve seen lots of people get fired here and there…she could do too… if she really screws it up. I reckon that could be xmas party time… people always get chopped after the xmas party…

her quitting/getting fired is probably the best case situation here

Agreed.

But in the meantime. I’m gonna ignore her.

[pokhim]

@AbrahamIsaac

Pokhim pm me bro . I need to see this freak

I already said bro… i can’t bloody post any pics. No pics of my garden, no pics of my house, no pics of my 6 pack and certainly no pics of hot asian chick that wants to learn to squirt. I tried on multliple browers and computers… something is wrong with it.

[birdman12345]

@pokhim

@Isaiah\_53\_5

@pokhim

@ohai

Assuming these details are legit, how is this person still employed at your company? She’s getting wasted, coking up, coming in to the office as a mess, and spraying all over coworkers. Or is this just part of “corporate culture” there?

For real. She’s only been around for a few months… she’s fresh outta uni. Big cheeses don’t know how volatile she is yet. I’ve seen lots of people get fired here and there…she could do too… if she really screws it up. I reckon that could be xmas party time… people always get chopped after the xmas party…

her quitting/getting fired is probably the best case situation here

Agreed.

But in the meantime. I’m gonna ignore her.

You’re doing the right thing by posting these messages, so you’ll have something to point to later as evidence of your not having gone through with it.